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Name : Janvi Kapur
City/Country : Mississauga , Canada
Birthday : Sep 15, 1994
Gender : Female
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Half Gujarati and Half Hindu Punjabi! :D

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My ma always puts leftover subjii in empty yogurt containers. Today she asked me to get the dehi out of the fridge so she could make riata. I went through 5 "yogurt" containers before i found the dehi. MILD!

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Sep 29, 2010 12:41 AM - Cheapness - by Chotu (woman)

Today, a teacher randomly came up to our lunch table and asked our backgrounds. My friend replied "Indian." I too replied Indian. My gora friend replies, " Irish, Scottish, Polish, German..." etc. MLID

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Nov 18, 2010 08:02 PM - Random - by ohoye (man)

Today, I went to a strip club. I saw someone staring at me. It was my Dad. MLID

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Jun 16, 2009 02:42 AM - Dads/Uncles - by TheBestSon (man)

Today, my mother saw a profile picture on someone's Facebook. The guy was shirtless. She immediately started to berate him for taking a picture of himself without a shirt. Now I wonder, what does she think Salman Khan does in every single movie of his?

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Aug 29, 2010 01:28 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Sam (woman)

Today, I came up with a new system for rating bollywood movies. Rated G - friendly kid movie with nothing physical at all. Rated PG - holding hands. Rated PG13 - kissing. Rated R - Imran Hashmi. MLID.

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Nov 11, 2010 11:22 AM - Random - by chatmasala15 (woman)

Today I was home sick so I asked my mom for 7 up. She came into my room with water and a lemon squeezed in it and said it's the same thing beta.

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Aug 24, 2010 12:59 AM - Moms/Aunties - by buttercup33 (woman)

Today, I heard my mom yelling downstairs. I ran down, to only see her talking to Pakistan, and screaming into the phone because they can't hear her. MLID

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Aug 24, 2010 10:38 PM - Moms/Aunties - by MomHasScreamingIssues (woman)

Today, i was going to the mall with my mom and sister. On the way there, they started talking about akshara's husband. After thinking for a while, i realized that we don't know an Akshara. So I asked them who they were talking about and it turned out that they were talking about someone from their serials. MLID

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Aug 23, 2010 09:29 PM - Moms/Aunties - by punjabi_GABRU (man)

My mom says my sister has two options: 1. Get accepted into an accelerated/abroad medical program or 2. get married straight out of high school.

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Aug 16, 2010 12:01 AM - Academics - by TheTrueABCD (man)

Today, my grandma's bottle of Listerine was about to run out. A few hours later it was completely filled up...with water. MLID

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Aug 23, 2010 10:56 AM - Moms/Aunties - by brownman91 (man)

Today, my little brother asked my mom what love was. My mom replied, "its a mental disorder in the brain, don't fall in love". MLID

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Aug 26, 2010 09:19 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, My mom was calling me downstairs. When i came, she was sitting on the sofa and she said " Remote Lekyao!!!". It was infront of her at the table.

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Aug 30, 2010 08:20 PM - Moms/Aunties - by HisLifeWasDesi (man)

We don't have blind dates....we have blind marriages. MLID

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Sep 16, 2009 10:26 PM - Rishtas - by pakipatriot (woman)

Today, my mom was nagging me the minute she got home. I went to my room and I could still hear her yelling at nobody while slamming all the drawers, the microwave door, the refrigerator. MLID

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Aug 19, 2010 04:23 PM - Moms/Aunties - by hotchips..yum (woman)

A couple of days ago, I changed my profile picture to my friend and I in bikinis at the beach. Ever since then I started getting tons of friend requests from creepy old Indian men with profile pictures of Shah Rukh Khan and other actors. MLID.

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Aug 8, 2010 01:27 PM - Random - by spicybrown (woman)

Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

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Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL (man)

Today, all the uncles and aunties decided to have a picnic at the nearby park. After we had the traditional corn with achar and nimboo, the dads took out their usual sports equipment and started playing hardcore cricket. A middle-aged Indian couple passed by and shot us huge, proud smiles. MLID.

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Aug 20, 2010 05:42 PM - Dads/Uncles - by RajputGirl (woman)

Today, I gave my Mom an example of a family friend, and I explained how her parents are so nice and they let her do whatever she wants. In return, my Mom told me that she doesn't care about "doosron kay bachay" and what they do. Then, she gave me an example of how our family friend's daughter makes roti at the age of 15. MLID.

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Nov 20, 2010 03:03 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ma (woman)

As much as we complain about it now, the immense amounts of work we, desis, do now is going to make our generation become crazy successful businesspeople, doctors, scientists, etc. Let's rule the world ;) (more than we already are) MLID

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Mar 3, 2011 03:09 PM - Academics - by aaay_u (woman)

Today, my dad told me not to talk at the taj mahal so we could get the tickets at the local rate and not foreigners MLID

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Oct 29, 2010 04:04 PM - Cheapness - by thestoryofmylife (woman)

Today, I told my mom I need sunglasses. She told me to wear the 3D glasses we got for watching Toy Story 3. MLID

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Aug 6, 2010 09:06 PM - Random - by DesiQawsim (man)

Today, I realized that I only want to see "Eat Love Pray" because Julia Roberts goes to India. MLID.

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Aug 23, 2010 08:22 PM - Random - by indiangirl (woman)

Today, I found out my family has, on multiple occasions, driven from Pennsylvania to Canada just to get cheaper bootleg Bollywood DVDs. MLID

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Feb 8, 7031 01:00 PM - Random - by priya_711 (woman)

Today, I was at a Wal-mart in the "12 Items or Less" line, stuck behind a desi family who had at least 25 items, and who price checked 2 things that were under $10. I was just buying some toothpaste. MLID

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Aug 25, 2010 12:16 AM - Cheapness - by ArAlAm (man)

Today my mom told me that "having too much friend is not good. how will you focus on studies?" MLID

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Aug 25, 2010 12:41 AM - Academics - by brownies (woman)

Today, while watching Indian Idol with my parents, I realized that on American Idol, the judges have coke or water in their hands; on Indian Idol, the judges hold chai mugs. MLID.

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Jul 21, 2010 06:19 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desi123456789 (woman)

Today, my dad told me this joke: "There is a man who is almost bald, but still isn't. What is his name?" "IQBAAL!" LOL, MLID.

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Nov 3, 2010 08:16 PM - Random - by mazaaking (woman)

Today, I realized that while brown people are trying to become white, white people are trying to become brown. MLID

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Feb 21, 2011 05:08 PM - Random - by desigurlyyy (woman)

Today, I realized that before leaving a hotel room, we (the family) take all the complimentary soaps, shampoos, creams, perfumes, notepads, pens etc.

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Jul 17, 2010 08:30 PM - Cheapness - by MK (woman)

Today, i was talking with my friends dad. he said that pakistan is in a bad situation. i said yes and agreed and waited for him to say something about the plane crash or the floods. instead he said: "pakistan has 6 outs on only 46 runs" MLID

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Nov 1, 2010 01:59 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by waqas (man)

Today, I was watching wizards of waverly place and alex kisses a boy and her father is watching them from the window and smiles. I realized that if my dad ever caught me kissing a boy, my Dad wouldn't be smiling but running outside with his chappal in hand. MLID.

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Aug 25, 2010 09:27 PM - Dads/Uncles - by oy (woman)

Today, we had a pooja at our house. It started at 7 but we told the guests to come at 6 so that everyone would be here when it started. People finally started showing up at 8. MLID

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Aug 23, 2010 09:23 PM - Random - by desiii girlll; (woman)

Every desi adult I know uses their middle finger instead of their index finger to point to something. If my parents are pointing something on a poster, americans give us the evil eye, because they think we're swearing. MLID

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Aug 29, 2010 06:52 PM - Random - by Currylover929 (woman)

Today, I went to Mcdonalds, I wanted some honey mustard and the lady said it was 25 cents, my asian instincts kicked in and I got ketchup instead cause it was free. MLID

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Aug 25, 2010 08:59 AM - Cheapness - by nepaligirl1042 (woman)

Today, i was watching the sorcerers apprentice, my mom told me if she calls, i must answer right away or im grounded. She called and i answered while still in the theatre. A gora yelled down at me "GET OFF YOUR PHONE YOU DUMB PAKI." Just that second 4 rows of brown people stood up and stared at him. I've never felt so in power. MLID

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Aug 6, 2010 04:47 PM - Random - by Rajishkumarpatel (man)

Today, I realized that whenever I go shopping with my gora friends I look really cheap because I don't buy anything. I can't help it- I was born that way! MLID

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Aug 29, 2010 11:14 PM - Cheapness - by Anonymous (woman)

Today my mom surprised me by taking me shopping. I mean come on, desi mom + shopping spree just doesn't add up. Well thats what I thought until my mom said, " ok beta just remember what you get here will be your birthday present." MLID

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Aug 17, 2010 02:29 AM - Cheapness - by adesibirthdaygirl (woman)

Today, I decided to count all the change I have been accumulating over the years. You could imagine the joy I felt after the grand total reaached thirty-eight dollars. I'm so happy, I don't even want to spend it. MLID.

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Aug 26, 2010 01:08 AM - Cheapness - by Malini (woman)

In English class, we had to bring in a food that represented an object we were reading from Dante's Inferno. One Desi kid brought samosas, and he said that it represented treachery because "even though they are filled with vegetables, they're not good for you." I lol'd inside.

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Jun 14, 2010 08:31 PM - Random - by HotBeefInjections (woman)

Today, while trying to get something out of the cupboard, an avalanche of shan masala packets fell on me. MLID

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Jun 14, 2010 10:23 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by meinteraamplifier (woman)

Today, my mother put up Christmas lights around our porch for Diwali. A friend of mine mentioned that we're a bit late in taking down our Halloween decorations. MLID

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Nov 29, 2010 07:55 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, i went to the mall with some of my white friends. Every time they saw a piece of clothing they like, they looked at the size. Every time i saw a piece of clothing i liked, i looked at the price. MLID

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May 22, 2010 06:09 PM - Cheapness - by bollywoodgyal55 (woman)

Today, I was talking to my Indian friend (we are both indian), and I was trying to explain to her how hot Fernando Torres (Spanish soccer team) is. She wasn't understanding how serious I was, so in frustration, I yelled out "He's so hot, he makes my butter turn into ghee!" ...MLID

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Aug 27, 2010 01:58 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by sonaravi (woman)

Today, I asked my mom if i could buy the new ipod nano from Best Buy, she told me to wait for the Thanksgiving/Christmas deals so we can get it for cheaper. MLID.

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Nov 29, 2010 08:14 PM - Cheapness - by beingadesiforlife (woman)

Today, I realized that we are saving this world from global warming - we rarely turn on air conditioning or heat; we use lota instead of flushing down a bucket full of water; instead of throwing away empty plastic containers, we use them to put other food in; we use less fuel because we're hardly allowed to go anywhere (i mean, we are always studying). GO DESIS!! MLID.

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Aug 29, 2010 12:00 PM - Random - by proudtobedesi (woman)

Today, I was grilling my dad on the questions he will have for his citizenship exam. One of the questions was "Who was the third President of the US". My dad responds, "I don't even know who is the first president - who cares about the third." We're never getting that citizenship. MLID

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Aug 4, 2010 04:22 AM - Dads/Uncles - by sharpie (woman)

Today I went to the Hindu temple in Poughkeepsie, NY. It's located on Brown Rd. Coincidence? I think not. MLID.

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Oct 21, 2010 03:41 PM - Random - by unitedesis (woman)

Today, I asked my dad what he wanted for his birthday. He replied, "Half pants." I thought for a second and then asked, "Do you mean shorts?" MLID.

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Aug 8, 2010 08:47 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Nikki (woman)

Today, my mom asked for a glass of water. I was in the middle of watching Bandini (a TV serial) so I said I'd bring it during the break. She then yelled at me for not bringing it over right away, called me besharam, and lectured me about: how she used to study, take care of her siblings, clean the whole house and cook for everyone when she was younger than me; she then said I'd never get a rishta.

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Jul 17, 2010 05:13 PM - Moms/Aunties - by spizey (woman)

Today, Well actully everyday when i walk home from school i can smell my mom making food from a mile away.... MLID

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Mar 1, 2011 07:34 PM - Moms/Aunties - by desimuch? (woman)

Today, I realized that every time I click "Wah, how desi yaar!" and it tells me "you definately are," I shudder a little bit because of the misspelling. MLID

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Oct 26, 2010 12:23 AM - Academics - by maharani (woman)

Today, i thought of how cool it would be if this site had a desi dictionary! Please vote "wah, how desi yaar" if you think so, and "sorry, not enough too umreekan" if you think not.

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Dec 2, 2009 05:25 AM - Random - by imannnnnnnnnnnnnnn (woman)

Today, my 8yr old cousin was talking to my grandmother and he goes if you want me to marry an indian, ill marry an indian. But what if I wanna marry an mexican? there's no difference except their rotlis are made from corn and ours are made from whole wheat. I couldnt stop laughing. MLID

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Dec 23, 2009 03:19 PM - Rishtas - by Nimi (woman)

Today, me and my dad went to a subzi-mandi, and a spanish man was stocking up the rice. My dad wanted the basmati rice at the top of the pile, so to get the man's attention, he yelled "Hey Amigo!" MLID

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Feb 21, 2011 03:49 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Vishal-boy (man)

Today, I read a news article about a five year old Indian kid who plays chess games at teenage kids levels (13-17). He plays at our local library. I've never been prouder. MLID.

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Aug 24, 2010 02:40 PM - Academics - by gotcurry789 (woman)

Today, I enlightened my little cousin to the fact that when you get older, Aunties start "chatting you up", so you'll marry their sons. MLID

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Aug 4, 2010 12:51 PM - Rishtas - by punjabikurri (woman)

Today I was late for my own birthday party. MLID.

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Aug 25, 2010 03:06 AM - Random - by amazing (woman)

Today, I saw that my cousins profile picture was actually of him and not of a random bollywood star. I've never been so proud. MLID

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Aug 24, 2010 03:31 PM - Random - by ladoosr4luvers (woman)

Today I found out that basil was just the English way of saying Tulsi. My mind was blown. MLID

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Aug 24, 2010 02:46 PM - Random - by ladoosr4luvers (woman)

I have just realized that whenever Desi parents receive a call, they stare at the caller ID for far, far longer than anyone else would, and then pick it up. MLID

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Aug 23, 2010 08:12 PM - Random - by LOLZ (man)

Today, in pakistan my cousin said he liked to suck on hard things that had masala on them (he didn't know their real name). No one could figure out why i was laughing so hard. MLID

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Aug 28, 2010 07:42 PM - Random - by adfa (man)

Today, someone gave me two Betta fish. Of course I named one Beta and the other Beti, only because my mom wouldn't let me name them Kutha and Kuthi. MLID

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Aug 26, 2010 01:21 AM - Random - by billorani09 (woman)

I just realized that in America, I'm called Indian, and in India, I'm called American. I fit in nowhere. MLID

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Aug 28, 2010 09:18 PM - Random - by desiii (woman)

My chachi makes brownies for her son's class when it is his birthday, and a few of the Desi kids in his class have started calling her "brownie auntie". His gora friends have picked up on it, and I can't help but snicker whenever they call her "brownie auntie". MLID.

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Nov 14, 2010 07:59 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anupama84 (woman)

Today, while I was on facebook, I decided to use the 'Which words do you use the most' application. A few seconds later, when my results came out, I was not surprised. Number one : Brown. Number two: School. Number Three: A's. MLID

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Oct 28, 2010 01:55 AM - Random - by fblover (woman)

Today I while was in Express they started playing a Jay Sean song, I had an overwhelming sense of desi pride. MLID

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Nov 3, 2010 08:04 PM - Random - by nimbupani09 (woman)

The goras cant wait till october for halloween, I on the other hand cant wait till october for navratri aka garba :) MLID.

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Oct 13, 2010 10:13 PM - Random - by dandiya_it_up (woman)

Today, while on this website I saw an ad for shaadi.com...they know where to find us. MLID.

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Nov 2, 2010 12:56 PM - Random - by hashthedealer (man)

Today I went out to eat Chinese food with a friend and when I got my fortune cookie, the word on the back that they teach you to say in Chinese was Chicken Curry. its like they knew I was coming...MLID

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Nov 21, 2010 12:49 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today i realized that in 3 idiots the person who nearly died, when he was in coma he woke up hearing the word "free". What a desi MLID

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Feb 22, 2011 09:37 PM - Random - by marythomasimadesi (woman)

Today, I read this on MLIA: "Today I was sitting on my couch after church reading MLIA. My mom gets mad if I sit on my computer doing nothing all day instead of doing homework, so when she entered the room, out of force of habit, I shut down Safari. Then I realized it's summer. I have no homework to do. MLIA" Someone needs to find this Indian and tell them they are on the wrong site. MLID

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Aug 10, 2010 03:11 PM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, (everyday actually) my parents burst into my room without knocking and I hate that! So I told them to knock. Of course, the first thing my mom says is 'She's hiding something.' No mom I am not hiding something. I just want some privacy. MLID

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Oct 25, 2010 05:14 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by sweetu313 : (woman)

Today, I was driving on the freeway and I saw a Taxi pass by. Even though the windows were tinted I knew he was Indian. How? The antenna had a smileyface with a turban adn a bumper sticker saying "I honk for desis"MLID.

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Sep 29, 2010 06:27 AM - Random - by mlidluver (woman)

Today, I tried to teach my friends how to really pronounce my name instead of the Americanized version they use. They eventually gave up and came up with their own, new ridiculous version, which is now openly used by almost everyone I know. MLID.

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Nov 2, 2010 01:07 PM - Random - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I tried Japanese curry instead of the curry that I usually eat. After one bite, I rushed to the sink for a glass of water. No, it wasn't spicy; it was too SWEET. Yeah, I will never make the mistake of eating non-desi curry again. MLID

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Sep 27, 2010 07:27 PM - Random - by Xiberras (man)

Today, just for kicks, I typed "Patel" into facebook search to see how many results I would get: 582,000. And these are just the ones with internet access... MLID

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Sep 28, 2010 07:12 AM - Random - by yeah (man)

Today, I saw a desi aunty running around the neighborhood in a salwar....and sneakers.

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Wah! You are a true desi (230) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Feb 21, 2011 08:42 PM - Moms/Aunties - by adeee daas (woman)

Today, I realized that the Indians in India (aka my cousins) try harder to be Umreekan, than we do. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (250) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (9)

Feb 22, 2011 07:44 AM - Random - by brownbatman (woman)

Today, My mom told me to wash my Ziploc snack bag ... She said we'd need it in the future ... MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (271) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Oct 25, 2010 07:29 PM - Cheapness - by Miss Brownie McBrown Brown (woman)

Today, I saw a hot desi guy. I immediately started day dreaming about him, hoping that we would soon get married. Thanks for keeping my hopes up, Bollywood. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (738) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

May 2, 2010 11:30 PM - Random - by brownbatman (woman)

While american girls dream of the perfect wedding dress, I dream of the perfect Lehenga. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (463) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (29)

Jan 5, 2010 02:06 PM - Random - by Ninju (woman)

Today, well actually two weeks ago, I met a guy on a flight from London to Dallas. We talked about MLID and how we both read the sight. We were about to exchange names and phone numbers but we both got seperated in the airport and we couldn't find each other. If you're out there, let me know. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (250) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (38)

Oct 7, 2010 07:19 PM - Random - by desigirl95 (woman)

Today, I was watching an old movie with my family. In one of the songs, Salman Khan uses a pick-up line on Karishma Kapoor: "I am your Pepsi-Cola and you are my Coca-Cola." My sister and I laughed so hard that we burst into tears. I really hope desi couples don't find that pick-up line flattering. MLID.

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Oct 28, 2010 07:51 PM - Random - by RajputGirl (woman)

Today, I realized that whenever I'm around other Desi's and we're talking about White/Black people, i always use the terms Gora/Khala so that the people won't understand.

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Wah! You are a true desi (114) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Feb 28, 2011 10:16 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Speaks (woman)

Today, I went to the dressing room with my mom to try on clothes and when i wanted her to see how the shirt looked on me, i yelled out "hey ami!" and all the ladies became quiet and my mom proceeded in saying, "gee beta". MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (114) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Nov 2, 2010 12:58 PM - Moms/Aunties - by chotamotalota100 (woman)

Today, we invited several Desi families over for Iftar (Ramadan dinner). I learned that even the anticipation of breaking a 15 hour fast after a hot summer day wasn't enough motivation for most of them to show up on time! MLID

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Nov 17, 2010 03:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ButterAndJam (woman)

Today I told my mom that I liked kalus (blacks) and her immediate response: "Astaghfirullah" followed by a series of duas (prayers). MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (154) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (33)

Oct 28, 2010 11:41 PM - Moms/Aunties - by kalus (woman)

Today my dad was tutoring my little brother's white friend in math. He kept pointing at the problems with his middle finger, and the kid was freaked out. He hasn't come back for tutoring since. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (321) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Oct 21, 2010 10:53 PM - Dads/Uncles - by shiv876 (man)

Today, my dad told me how my parents were not arranged, therefore I could choose my life partner (as long as he is a Bengali Muslim, has a doctorate, is from a good family, and gets along better with my family than I myself do). At the same time, he warned me he will not like whomever I choose. Umm... MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (273) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (10)

Oct 16, 2010 08:05 AM - Dads/Uncles - by theoriginalbrownsugar (woman)

Today I was watching the Telegu channel on Jadoo TV with my parents. I can't understand Telegu so I had no idea what the commercial on TV was saying...until the end of the commercial when the words "chocolate flavored condoms" popped up on the screen. Most awkward five seconds of my life! MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (153) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Feb 22, 2011 06:36 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Merp (woman)

Today, I accidentally deleted my mom's Indian show from the DVR. She's going to be home in 20 minutes. Pray for me. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (433) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (18)

Oct 10, 2010 02:39 PM - Moms/Aunties - by aggielove (woman)

Today, I realized, even though I'm Gujju, I don't mind what type of Indian I marry, as long as he does Garba and Dandiya with me every Navratri and and dances to Bhangra at all the desi parties and weddings. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (194) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (23)

Feb 20, 2011 04:54 PM - Rishtas - by chutney2ursamosa (woman)

Today I went to the Indian Consulate with my dad, to surrender his passport. There we were greeted by a desi uncle with his face stuffed with paan -MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (160) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Oct 28, 2010 01:56 AM - Dads/Uncles - by SABU (woman)

Today, i realized that everyone always asks me if im related to every indian in school. mlid

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Wah! You are a true desi (239) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Aug 8, 2010 11:49 AM - Random - by srutloops (woman)

Today I realized we should have a vocab page on this site for the undesi readers, so they understand things like chai, lotas, and desi standard time. MLID

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Aug 16, 2010 12:00 PM - Random - by ladoosr4luvers (woman)

Today, I watched a season of Ugly Betty on TV. Meanwhile, my mom watched a season of Bol Meri Machlee on YouTube. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (185) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (19)

Nov 10, 2010 10:06 PM - Random - by chaiwalli (woman)

Last month we were in India and my mom and I were shopping for salvar curtas and lenghas. Not once did I hear the salesperson say it looks nice or pretty, they always said "looks very smart". Apparently 'smart' is a synonym for 'good.' MLID

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Oct 25, 2010 06:00 PM - Random - by limca luvr (woman)

Everyday, while gori's have only one day to feel like a princess because their weddings are only one day, our girls have entire weeks. Desi weddings rule! MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (234) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Aug 30, 2010 01:44 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by weee (woman)

today my grandma went to my cousin's graduation..... when everyone took off their gowns my grandma was in shock..... "nungi nungi larkia" (naked naked girls).... she was talking about the girls in shorts and tank tops.... MLID

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Oct 29, 2010 03:28 PM - Random - by person (woman)

Today, I realized that we have two freezers, one of top of our fridge, and another one in our garage strictly used for gosht. MLID

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Sep 28, 2010 04:15 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Ihatebeingdesi (woman)

Today my mom said a guy on Fear Factor looked "cute". I felt uncomfortable, I left the room. I hope she starts to say "He looks smart" again. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (282) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (15)

Nov 3, 2010 09:21 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Desiness (woman)

Today, in the shower, my mom told me to "Get out! It's 9:30!" Knowing that it's only 8, I said "Mom, I have a clock right here." She was silent. I looked out and she had walked away. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (312) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Oct 14, 2010 11:41 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Jay (man)

Today I watched Lie to Me. I started laughing when the main character offered his wife chicken tikka masala, and I have a new respect for Tim Roth for not butchering its pronunciation too much. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (131) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Oct 21, 2010 09:18 PM - Random - by J (woman)

Today, my aunt got yelled at today because she didnt have any yogurt containers to put curry in. MLID

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Nov 10, 2010 09:16 PM - Moms/Aunties - by brownie (woman)

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