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Today, my little brother asked my mom what love was. My mom replied, "its a mental disorder in the brain, don't fall in love". MLID

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Today, my mom was making breakfast for my brother and his friends. A kid asked for tea and my mom got so excited. MLID

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Today i realized that we dont have blind dates, we have blind marriages MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (1042) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (33)

Jan 27, 2010 10:36 PM - Rishtas - by burnoutboy28 (man)

 

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Today, as I was going through the "Men seeking Women" section in Craigslist, I happened to come to a post entitled "Indian Raja seeks his Indian Rani." The guy wanted to get married, unlike the other goras in the website who just wanted a relationship. MLID.

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Dec 18, 2009 07:49 PM - Rishtas - by ProudPak (woman)

 

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Today, i realized at least 7 people have asked me if my religion was pakistani. MLID

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Jun 26, 2010 01:50 PM - Random - by BROWNie (woman)

 

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Today I called Dell, because they had given me a faulty computer and I wanted my money back or a new computer. Well, guess who picks up? My cousin. MLID

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Jun 28, 2010 12:34 AM - Random - by yaar (man)

 

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Today, instead of saying "Whatever floats your boat" my uncle said "Whatever rides you riksha". MLID.

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Jun 29, 2010 09:40 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Taxi (woman)

 

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Today, I heard this pick up line, "When I saw you my first thought was MashAllah". My next thought was InshAllah." MLID

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Today, I got engaged. I'm now going to start the process of getting to know her.

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Jan 24, 2010 05:28 PM - Rishtas - by desiflychick (man)

 

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Today, my 8yr old cousin was talking to my grandmother and he goes if you want me to marry an indian, ill marry an indian. But what if I wanna marry an mexican? there's no difference except their rotlis are made from corn and ours are made from whole wheat. I couldnt stop laughing. MLID

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Dec 23, 2009 03:19 PM - Rishtas - by Nimi (woman)

 

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Today, I was watching Parental Control. If we had a desi-copy of the show, the parents would pick out their child's spouse, not their date. MLID.

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Today, I realized how us desi people have the term "love marriage" for getting married to someone you chose. Goras think that automatically. MLID

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Dec 22, 2009 05:23 PM - Rishtas - by Nena (woman)

 

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Today, I was watching an Indian movie and the guy said to the girl, "I think...*long dramatic pause*... I'm going to talk to your parents." The girl said, "Oh my God... are you proposing?!?!" And they smiled and hugged . I guess that's how desi people propose.. MLID

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Today I finally realized that all those stories about 15/16 year olds getting rishta proposals at desi gatherings, are actually NOT fake. I got 4 in 2 days while I was at a jilsah (religious gathering) in VA. One of them is a 25 year old doctor, and my mom actually considered the proposal. She's asked the guy's mom if the are willing to wait a few years until I finish highschool. I'm terrified.

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Today I went on MLID and saw "Birds and Bees talk" in so many submissions. I had to Wikipedia it because I didn't know what it was. It turns out that my parents have never had the "birds and bees" talk with me EVER. I'm 20 years old. MLID.

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Jun 29, 2010 03:38 PM - Random - by Rani (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that a lot of desis have "secret" girlfriends/boyfriends. I guess that deep down we're all rebels. MLID

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Feb 10, 2010 08:50 AM - Rishtas - by Nini (woman)

 

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Today I was looking up Indian restaurants to go to with my friends. We were reading reviews and one restaurant had a review that said "I would trade my grandma for these samosas!!" We all died laughing. MLID.

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Jun 25, 2010 09:17 PM - Random - by DesiGrl (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that my mom has turned down more than five rishtas for my 17 year old sister. What's more, she got her first one when she was fifteen. MLID

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Today I realized that when goras think of marriage, they think of their sexy new husband. I imagine the things I will have to do to keep my mother-in-law happy. MLID

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Today I realized that when my gora friends meet a hot guy they think about how good he is at having sex. When I meet a hot guy I think about how good of a husband he'll make.

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Today, i was at old navy, and there were shorts on sale and a black lady was checking them out. i called out, and pointed to the shorts, saying "NIKARRR!!!! mom i want a NIKARRR!!!" (nikar is "shorts" in urdu). the black lady thought i said "nigger" and gave me a stare.

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For the past couple of weeks, every time I turned on the radio, Down was playing. Every time I turned on the TV for music videos, Down was on. As soon as I sign into YM, Down is the song playing on the station. I feel that this is a sign that Jay Sean and I are meant to be together. MLID

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Today, I realized that whenever my family travels anywhere, we call up relatives, distant relatives, relatives' relatives, family friends, or any Indian people we vaguely know in the area so that we can stay with them instead of paying for a hotel. MLID.

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Today, my dad told me I have to sign up for a summer class because all of his friends kids were taking classes. He said if I didn't sign up for one by the end of the week, he'd sign me up for two. MLID

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