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Name : Jasmine Sandhu
City/Country : Ohio, United States
Birthday : Oct 3, 1924
Gender : Female
Profile Views : 4136
Number of comments : 22
Number of stories : 2

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Hmm Well Screw this "about you." Pretty chill. Straightforward. I am starting to hate this site because all the posts are just people bitching about other posts. Shut up? Anywaaaay, I Love Eminem, Asian People, Jesse Eisenberg, and Harry Potter. F**K Twilight. Sorry. Punjabi! Brrrruaaah! If you were cool, you'd message me. So go ahead or follow me on Twitter @MiniSeema

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Today, I was watching wizards of waverly place and alex kisses a boy and her father is watching them from the window and smiles. I realized that if my dad ever caught me kissing a boy, my Dad wouldn't be smiling but running outside with his chappal in hand. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (431) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (3)

Aug 25, 2010 09:27 PM - Dads/Uncles - by oy (woman)

Today, I had a Molecular Biology exam. When I got home, my dad asked how I think I did on it. I told him I raped it. He slapped me in the face and called me a stupid chutiya for saying bad words. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (488) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (248)

Feb 8, 7832 12:56 PM - Dads/Uncles - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, my mom asked me if Dairy Queen sells milk. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (337) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (27)

Aug 22, 2009 11:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by phobnumbervone (woman)

today, i came home and showed my grandma a pair of ripped jeans i bought from the mall. she saw them and immediately said " bathameze! are u blind when u shop!? ill get my sewing kit."

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Wah! You are a true desi (271) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Aug 8, 2010 03:31 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Z (woman)

Today, I went to go look at colleges with my dad. He was looking for something, so I asked him what he was looking for. He responded, "I'm looking for the Desi students! Where are they? They are all gora!" We continued our tour and then we got to the library with without a second thought my dad says, "Oh, vee will find them here. Desi kids are always studying! Learn from them bevkoof!" MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (265) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (12)

Aug 14, 2010 05:16 PM - Academics - by JustAnotherPatel (woman)

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