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  • Name : ♥♥Janvi♥♥ ♥♥Shah♥♥
  • City/Country : ♥chicago chick♥, United States
  • Birthday : May 20, 1995
  • Gender : Female
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hiya there! im janvi, a desi (guju) sophmore from chicago. i ♥ all of ya MLIDers out there! u make my life........♥♥♥♥♥


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Today, I realized that only Desi parents yell at their kids to eat and that they should always eat more. They also yell at their kids if they gain weight from eating too much food. They just don't know that they cause it. MLID.

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Sep 29, 2009 11:17 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by desichokri (woman)

 

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Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

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Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

 

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Today, my gora worker told me a joke "what's faster than speed of light?....An INDIAN WITH A COUPON"

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Apr 26, 2010 06:08 PM - Cheapness - by URNS (man)

 

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On Friday, everyone came to school dressed in their halloweens costumes. I thought it would be fun to dress up as Hermione. When I got to school, one girl said, "You're Parvati Patil, right?" MLID.

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Nov 1, 2009 12:36 PM - Random - by tammiii (woman)

 

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Today, while at a fourth of July party, I heard an uncle say "vhy you did not do the party on the fifth? All the fireworks will be on sale!". The uncle he was talking to replied, "we bought all of this fireworks on sale last year and kept them in the basement, yaar". MLID

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Jul 18, 2010 10:50 PM - Cheapness - by Fifthofjuly (woman)

 

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Today, I became a fan on facebook called: " It's not that spicy, your just white." MLID

#51339
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Apr 14, 2010 06:55 PM - Random - by Marium: (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that 70% of our breakfast are leftover paranthaas from dinner previous night :D MLID

#46299
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Jan 24, 2010 11:12 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by sd_279 (man)

 

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Today, a friend told me that white people are undercooked, black people are overcooked, but brown people are just right. I definitely agree. MLID.

#45580
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Jan 19, 2010 11:12 PM - Random - by crazydesi7564 (woman)

 

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Today, my parents looked throught the "Cheapness" section on MLID and were thrilled to find more ways to save money. MLID

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Feb 9, 6402 12:45 PM - Cheapness - by Preetayyy (woman)

 

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Apr 25, 2010 12:49 PM - Videos - by kohkldg (woman)

 

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Today, I went to a Dunkin Donuts and my dad had a coupon for a free Iced Coffee that he found in his car with his other coupons. I went up to the cash register only to find that that coupon expired in 2007, the lady looked at me weird but gave me the coffee anyways just because i was indian. MLID

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Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM - Cheapness - by shivaniiii893 (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that whenever my parents pass behind me when I am on the computer, I minimize the myspace and facebook tabs and open up "practice for SATs" MLID

#7343
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Jul 6, 2009 09:02 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

 

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Today, i got a call from my secret boyfriends mom. She threatened that if I talk to her son again, she'll talk to my parents. Of course, if my parents find out, I'll get sent to Pakistan. His mom said if I was really interested in him she'd meet my parents and talk about marriage.... I'm only 16. Typical Desi's. MLID

#56071
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Jul 18, 2010 04:35 PM - Rishtas - by confusedesi (woman)

 

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Today I hung out with my fobby cousin at a huge indian get together. He kept talking about his favorite singer 'Litt-HUL" John and his favorite song 'Popsicle'. It took me me half an hour to figure out that he was really talking about the rapper Lil Wayne and the song Lollipop. MLID.

#35324
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Nov 22, 2009 08:59 PM - Random - by chatoobore (woman)

 

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Over the past 8 years, I have worn big shirts, loose jeans, long skirts and sweatpants over my sleeveless shirts, short skirts, shorts and tight jeans because my dad would have a heart attack if he actually saw my real clothes. I'm turning 21 next year and I still think things won't change. MLID.

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Jun 22, 2009 10:58 PM - Random - by sneeky  (woman)

 

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Today, I was watching a cartoon show. All the kids were supposed to dress up as what they were most afraid of and the only Indian kid dressed as a F on a math test. MLID

#35056
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Nov 21, 2009 12:08 AM - Academics - by nilablueangel (woman)

 

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Today, while I was Black Friday shopping, I was trying on a scarf and put it over my head. Almost immediately after that I had about 6 different aunties all in their Salvars wish me Eid Mubarak. I'm a Malayalee Hindu. MLID.

#36212
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Feb 9, 1280 12:59 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Sharks (woman)

 

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Today there were a stack of books on the ground, and so I stepped over them. My mom yelled at me for disrespecting my books. MLID

#56314
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Jul 21, 2010 04:02 PM - Academics - by Anonymous (woman)

 

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Today, i was at a dinner and the aunty told me to take home some of the food so i can eat it after. She put the kebabs in a yougurt cup and the biryani in a margerine tub. MLID

#56259
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Jul 22, 2010 07:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by B123 (woman)

 

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Today I told my mom that one of the desi girls at my school, who is also the daughter of some family friends, has a gora boyfriend. The entire desi community knew about it within the next hour. MLID

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Jul 28, 2010 05:17 PM - Cheapness - by desigrl (woman)

 

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whenever anyone in my family points at something, its always with their middle finger. MLID

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Aug 6, 2010 02:58 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by anjali (woman)

 

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today i went to a party and when we were about to leave (they were standind up),one uncle started talking about cricket.they all sat down again.MLID

#56113
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Jul 19, 2010 11:38 AM - Dads/Uncles - by indiantoothpickesmelly (man)

 

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Today, I got a cell phone. I am 17. MLID

#51951
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Apr 23, 2010 01:11 AM - Random - by NDN (man)

 

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today, i stepped over my sleeping sister to get something from the other side of the room. my mom gave me a hour lecture on how i wouldn't grow any taller and made me step over her again while going back. MLID

#56325
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Jul 26, 2010 10:32 AM - Moms/Aunties - by anjali (woman)

 

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Today my friend said she likes her men like her chai: Brown, Hot and Sweet. MLID.

#56220
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Jul 19, 2010 12:22 PM - Random - by Lubbs (woman)

 

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Today, at DSW, a random woman asked me to calculate the price of her shoes after the 70% discount. MLID.

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Aug 21, 2009 01:31 AM - Academics - by Reenie (woman)

 

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Today, my mom told me to take a shower wower. I then told her that I would take a shower but not a wower. MLID

#56178
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Jul 19, 2010 12:42 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Ferno (woman)

 

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Today, I realized it's a skill to be able to drink steaming hot chai while eating really spicy samosas. MLID

#56513
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Aug 2, 2010 03:16 PM - Random - by Abhishek (man)

 

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Today my desi substitute couldn't say the name Sean but had no trouble whatsoever with my 14 letter last name. MLID.

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Feb 5, 2010 05:41 PM - Random - by abcdesi (woman)

 

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