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  • Name : A Female Story
  • City/Country : New York, United States
  • Birthday : Mar 8, 1992
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Today, have you noticed when ur prents get really pissed at you they call you janvar ki awlaad or suwar ki awlad or something ki awlad, they are technically insulting themselves, MLID

#48237
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Wah! You are a true desi (525) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (43)

Feb 4, 2010 10:24 AM - Dads/Uncles - by gorapakora (woman)

 

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Today my boyfriend broke up with me because his astrology didn't match mine MLID

#63588
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Wah! You are a true desi (243) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (82)

Dec 31, 2010 04:58 AM - Rishtas - by anonymous 11111 (woman)

 

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Today, I heard this pick up line, "When I saw you my first thought was MashAllah". My next thought was InshAllah." MLID

#49048
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Wah! You are a true desi (704) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (87)

Feb 11, 2010 04:55 PM - Rishtas - by Rumsha Jani (woman)

 

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Today, I have turned 25, but I am still single. My parents' gift was an account on Shaadi(dot)com with a birthday card that says, "It's our backup plan AND a birthday gift! Are we smart on saving money or what!" MLID

#56486
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Wah! You are a true desi (319) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (25)

Jul 28, 2010 12:25 AM - Rishtas - by GoriDesi (woman)

 

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Today i tell my mom, "mom by button came off of my jacket" and she says "OMG its time for you to learn how to sew" MLID

#60791
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Wah! You are a true desi (88) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Dec 4, 2010 01:30 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by verydesi (woman)

 

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Today, my mother, father and I were shopping at Barnes & Noble. My mom saw an Indian girl who was really tall and skinny (taller than most guys maybe) and the first thing she says was "Its going to be hard to get someone to marry her." MLID

#60125
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Wah! You are a true desi (171) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Nov 28, 2010 07:15 PM - Rishtas - by desiOVERLOAD (woman)

 

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Today, my aunt was on the phone with me and said that our relatives came to our her house asking for a rishta. She polietly declinded after they gave her and our family time to think and she had said that she wanted to continue her studies. Now they aren't speaking to us. MLID

#60026
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Wah! You are a true desi (98) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2)

Dec 1, 2010 10:55 PM - Rishtas - by get_in_touch (woman)

 

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Today i went on my first date ever, with my husband of 2 years, mlid.

#59573
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Wah! You are a true desi (232) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (10)

Nov 28, 2010 07:32 PM - Rishtas - by first timer (woman)

 

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Today I jokingly told my mom I had a boyfriend. She told me I can date after I get married.

#57335
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Wah! You are a true desi (290) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (21)

Oct 18, 2010 09:55 AM - Rishtas - by DesiPrincess1 (woman)

 

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Today, I realized that my mother has so often brought up my future husband that now, I don't want a boyfriend, I just want a husband. MLID

#57484
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Wah! You are a true desi (328) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (11)

Oct 7, 2010 01:00 AM - Rishtas - by desigurl3212 (woman)

 

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Today, well a few weeks ago, I was visiting my parents' house. I'm married and I still feel like my parents are going to burst in and scold me because I'm sleeping in the same bed with my husband. MLID

#60363
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Wah! You are a true desi (228) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Dec 2, 2010 01:34 AM - Rishtas - by BrowniE21 (woman)

 

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Today, I saw a guy at an Eid function. By the time I spoke to him I had the names for our children planned out. MLID

#61276
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Wah! You are a true desi (148) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (99)

Dec 8, 2010 09:37 PM - Rishtas - by CurryQueen (woman)

 

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Today, at an Indian wedding, my mom let it slip that I was a neurosurgeon. I was approached by 6 girls, all sent by their mom for rishtas. MLID

#61205
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Wah! You are a true desi (267) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (6)

Dec 11, 2010 12:27 PM - Rishtas - by DOCTOR (man)

 

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Today, I realised that the whole process of Arranged Marriage is kinda like Blind Dating. Only with the parents involved. -MLID

#40381
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Wah! You are a true desi (453) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (68)

Dec 17, 2009 01:35 AM - Rishtas - by whereigo (woman)

 

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Today my dad told me that if I wanted to get everything I want, I have to be a doctor, otherwise I would have to sit cutting coupons like my mom. MLID

#61341
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Wah! You are a true desi (180) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (5)

Dec 7, 2010 07:58 PM - Cheapness - by imbringingdesiback0103 (woman)

 

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Today, my parents were laughing about Americans' addiction to coffee . . . while they were drinking their fifth cup of tea. MLID

#63575
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Wah! You are a true desi (370) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (10)

Dec 30, 2010 07:02 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by storyofmylife (woman)

 

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Today, my mom told me that the purpose of my belly button was to let me know of where to pull my skirt up to. MLID

#56355
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Wah! You are a true desi (420) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (35)

Jul 22, 2010 10:03 AM - Moms/Aunties - by mwahahahaha (woman)

 

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My name is Sonia Gupta. The only reason I'm not afraid to say that on the internet? Because I know I'm not the only one.

#61444
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Wah! You are a true desi (211) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (31)

Dec 8, 2010 03:06 PM - Random - by SG (woman)

 

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Today, I realized after leaving my aunties house (not my relative) we had nothing to talk about when we were in the living room staring at each other and making random conversations, but when we were trying to leave we started having an hour long conversation at the doorway. MLID

#60978
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Wah! You are a true desi (204) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (3)

Dec 9, 2010 02:03 AM - Dads/Uncles - by Sha (woman)

 

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Today I realized that whenever I imagine my soul mate I automatically assume that his name will be Raj. Thanks bollywood. MLID.

#58640
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Wah! You are a true desi (315) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (17)

Nov 20, 2010 03:03 AM - Rishtas - by desigurl93 (woman)

 

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Today, i got my iPod taken away, my phone taken away, my computer taken away, my laptop taken away, pretty much any means of communication. Why? No I didn't do drugs or have sex, I got caught texting a boy "hello", MLID.

#61393
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Wah! You are a true desi (243) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Dec 8, 2010 03:47 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by mylifeissoeffedup (woman)

 

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today i realized that whenever i imagine marrying my dream guy, i always fantasize that his parents are best friends with my parents so they have no problem with me marrying him. MLID

#61530
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Wah! You are a true desi (238) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (10)

Dec 10, 2010 03:18 PM - Rishtas - by thehaider (woman)

 

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I saw a magnet on my fridge that read, "Don't question your wife's judgment. Look who she married." Immediately, I corrected it in my mind to, "Don't question your in-laws' judgment. Look who they married their daughter to."MLID

#43704
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Wah! You are a true desi (518) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (44)

Jan 6, 2010 01:50 PM - Rishtas - by Salman (man)

 

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Today (well a few days ago), in india i called my brother dude. my grandmother was sitting next to me and thinking i wanted milk she went into the kitchen and came out with a glass of 'dood' MLID

#61242
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Wah! You are a true desi (141) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (16)

Dec 10, 2010 03:12 PM - Random - by noitsnotyours (woman)

 

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This morning when I was going to school my gora boyfriend came to pick me up from my house (my parents were gone). All the Desi people in the neighborhood gave me dirty looks. I am now teriffied they're going to tell my parents. MLID

#64011
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Wah! You are a true desi (272) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (75)

Jan 7, 2011 05:16 AM - Random - by soimmadesi (woman)

 

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Today, my mom was astonsished when I told her Obama is half-white. In response to her shock, I asked her why else she thought he was so light. She said she thought he used Fair and Lovely. MLID

#61129
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Wah! You are a true desi (235) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (5)

Dec 6, 2010 09:54 AM - Moms/Aunties - by desiperson (man)

 

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Today, I had a prospective rishta come take a look at me. I was forced to make chai and serve it along side samosas and chaat. While serving them, I felt their glances at me and how I walked, and talked, and served them. I felt like a car that was on sale. MLID!

#64104
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Wah! You are a true desi (386) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Jan 8, 2011 02:01 AM - Rishtas - by DesiKudi1014 (woman)

 

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Today, someone asked me if i'm from Pakistan. I told them that I am from Bangladesh and they got a blank look on their face. This has happened to me more than once. MLID

#60815
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Wah! You are a true desi (133) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Dec 4, 2010 12:19 PM - Random - by Annoyed (woman)

 

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Today my mother proposed a marriage between me and her colleague.I'm 15.he's 27.My mom says Desi love knows no age bounds.Explains why my dad's 11 years older than her.MLID

#61357
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Wah! You are a true desi (146) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (32)

Dec 8, 2010 06:46 PM - Rishtas - by maishu (woman)

 

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Today my mom said to clean the kitchen floors so i went to get the broom , she looked at me in a weird way and said not with a broom and she gave me a OLD shirt she told me to wet it and clean the kitchen floors with that. MLID

#56193
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Wah! You are a true desi (310) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Jul 22, 2010 06:16 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Maria (woman)

 

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Today, and basically every other day after my 18th Birthday my parents have been looking for a girl for me to marry. Dad says "son you better 'reserve' a girl now just like I did 25 years ago" MLID

#60735
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Wah! You are a true desi (141) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (8)

Dec 8, 2010 02:41 PM - Rishtas - by P105Mews (man)

 

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Today, my friends were teasing me because I lived in a country with a city named LaHore. MLID

#60234
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Wah! You are a true desi (171) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (28)

Dec 9, 2010 08:13 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by get_in_touch (woman)

 

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Today, I received creepy facebook messages from a 19 year old desi boy (whom I later realized i met at my cousin's wedding last winter.) He went on to express his love for me and how he wants to be with me. I'm 14. And he's my second cousin. MLID.

#61401
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Wah! You are a true desi (185) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Dec 7, 2010 07:56 PM - Rishtas - by mylifeissoeffedup (woman)

 

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Today, I got yet another random friend request from some desi guy, and I was wondering where do they find us?! MLID

#60653
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Wah! You are a true desi (173) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (5)

Dec 8, 2010 06:20 AM - Random - by s333 (woman)

 

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Today, my dad was driving me and my none-indian friend somewhere. My dad asked him what his grades were, and he said he wasn't comfortable sharing that info with people. My dad told him to respect his elders. MLID

#63999
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Wah! You are a true desi (430) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (9)

Jan 7, 2011 01:17 AM - Dads/Uncles - by privacyexists (man)

 

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today, i saw my dad give my mom a hug. It was so awkward ...i had to leave the room

#56158
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Wah! You are a true desi (592) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (22)

Jul 22, 2010 08:16 PM - Random - by rotianddaal (woman)

 

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Today while enjoying my vacation in India, i heard my parents and grandma discussing possible rishtaas for me. Problem? The guy they were discussing was my grandparents 24 year old doctor neighbor who runs an ayurvedic hospital out of his house. I am 14 years old. MLID

#63646
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Wah! You are a true desi (230) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (14)

Dec 31, 2010 07:46 PM - Rishtas - by tooyoungtomarry!! (woman)

 

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Today my grandmother informed me that I should drink saffron milk every night so that my child will have light skin. I am not even married yet. MLID

#60996
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Wah! You are a true desi (125) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (7)

Dec 2, 2010 11:52 PM - Moms/Aunties - by AneekaNatasha (woman)

 

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Today, I realized my parents don't mind who I marry. He just has to be Pakistani. And have graduated from college. And have a good job. And have a good relationship with our family. Oh, and they also want to have the marriage arranged. MLID

#60865
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Wah! You are a true desi (162) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (5)

Dec 1, 2010 09:40 PM - Rishtas - by get_in_touch (woman)

 

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