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Name : Huma youdontneedtoknow ;D
City/Country : houstatlantavegas :] aka brownville aka joisyy, United States
Birthday : Sep 12, 1994
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My mom asked me to serve tea for relatives visiting from India. One of my aunties gets overcome with emotion and says, "Look, my daughter - in - law is serving me tea." Apparently, she has been thinking of me for her son since I was born. MLID

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Dec 9, 2010 11:40 AM - Moms/Aunties - by unknownly engaged (woman)

My best friend (who is desi) and I assign all the guys we know female names (i.e. Samarth = Samriddhi, Noel = Noelyn, Jacob = Jessica) so that our parents won't suspect anything when we talk about them on the phone. MLID.

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Dec 22, 2009 10:03 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by karishmah (woman)

I have two accents. One is the Americanized one that I use with my friends, and the other is the slightly Indianized one with my parents. MLID

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Jun 7, 2010 09:07 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by sindhisrulebaby (man)

I have just realized that whenever Desi parents receive a call, they stare at the caller ID for far, far longer than anyone else would, and then pick it up. MLID

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Aug 23, 2010 08:12 PM - Random - by LOLZ (man)

Today, my little brother asked my mom what love was. My mom replied, "its a mental disorder in the brain, don't fall in love". MLID

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Aug 26, 2010 09:19 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous (woman)

Today, I realized how this site almost always has arranged marriage website ads on the side of the page. LOL. OurLID

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Dec 13, 2010 02:07 AM - Rishtas - by brownietime (woman)

Today, while trying to get something out of the cupboard, an avalanche of shan masala packets fell on me. MLID

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Jun 14, 2010 10:23 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by meinteraamplifier (woman)

Today, its friday night. And im at home studying. MLID

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Dec 11, 2009 07:26 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Showtime231_STL (man)

Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID

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Feb 9, 8415 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by mojosaab (man)

best proposal ever

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Apr 26, 2010 11:26 PM - Videos - by sonibillori (man)

Whenever I'm at a desi birthday party and we play pin the tail on the donkey, instead of using the eyemask that comes with it, we use a dupatta. MLID

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Aug 30, 2010 02:13 PM - Random - by ladoosr4luvers (woman)

My parents never wanted to pay money for halloween costumes, so for five straight years, I wore a lehenga choli and was an "Indian princess" for halloween. MLID

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Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM - Random - by wannabefob (woman)

Today I realised that I have grown up thinking Hajmola was candy. They are digestive tablets.MLID.

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Jul 9, 2010 09:23 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by pooja.singh09 (woman)

Today, I realized my mom already has a candidate for my marriage in mind. I'm still in high school. MLID

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Aug 9, 2010 05:38 PM - Random - by jayseanfan (woman)

Today, at dunkin donuts the nametag on the desi working there was "Mike". I could'nt help but start a conversation with him and ask him his name. His real name was Mahesh but apparently "Mike is easier to pronounce for the goras". How sad he has to change his name for goras...MLID

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Jan 2, 2011 09:56 AM - Dads/Uncles - by gujjuxgirl94 (woman)

Today, i'm in AP lang with my Chinese friend Vanessa. We have to write a narrative essay so i'm planning on using the storyline of 3 idiots for mine while my chink friend writes hers from a Chinese soap opera.....good thing we're the only Asians in the class...MLID!

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Jan 20, 2011 08:10 PM - Random - by gujjuxgirl94 (woman)

Today, I saw two desi guys holding hands. I thought they were gay until my friend explained that they weren't gay but had just come from Pakistan and were childhood bestfriends.

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Feb 9, 9485 12:49 PM - Random - by LailaJ (woman)

Today, my mom bought me the ugliest shit-colored shoes. She said it brought out my complexion. MLID.

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Jun 15, 2009 02:09 AM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

Today, I was at the dollar tree store. As I proceeded to checkout there was a desi cashier. He kept bragging about all the in-store discounts he gets. Apparenty the dollar store isn't cheap enough. MLID

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Dec 9, 2010 09:57 AM - Cheapness - by rabka1092 (man)

Today, I saw a commercial for the TV show "Survivor: Samoa". I saw it from far away and thought it said "Survivor: Samosa". I got really excited for nothing. MLID.

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Sep 1, 2009 09:17 AM - Random - by desi+and+proud (woman)

Today, I noticed that some desis wear the same clothes two days in a row, and they are pretty much okay with it. MLID

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Dec 15, 2009 07:12 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by usama (man)

Everyday, while gori's have only one day to feel like a princess because their weddings are only one day, our girls have entire weeks. Desi weddings rule! MLID

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Aug 30, 2010 01:44 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by weee (woman)

Today, I saw a guy at an Eid function. By the time I spoke to him I had the names for our children planned out. MLID

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Dec 8, 2010 09:37 PM - Rishtas - by CurryQueen (woman)

Today, I realized you should NEVER screw up on your parents morning chai because obviously their lives depend on it. MLID.

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Dec 28, 2010 06:35 PM - Random - by Desiranii94 (woman)

Today, whenever I bought something, I opened up the box right in the front to see what the product was like, then put it back and grabbed the one all the way in the back so I know that no one had touched it. MLID.

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Jul 28, 2009 09:41 AM - Random - by collegeshopper (man)

Today my Desi boyfriend told me he loved me. We only got together yesterday. MLID.

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Jul 8, 2009 02:03 AM - Random - by desidudette (woman)

I love how nobody at school can say my name, they all have different versions of it. MLID

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Aug 7, 2010 10:56 PM - Random - by srutloops (woman)

Today, I noticed that most of my relatives say "cheeng gum" instead of Chewing Gum. MLID.

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Jun 8, 2010 10:40 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by AzamPervaze. (man)

Today, over dinner, I proudly announced to my family that I got the best grade in my math class, (96%)....
The response: For whom did you leave the 4 points? Then they all started telling me about the time that they were in school and always got a 100/100. I stayed up all night studying...

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Dec 9, 2010 12:25 AM - Academics - by Lil Laduu (man)

Today I got asked if I'm "Pakistanian". This is not the first time. MLID.

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Dec 16, 2010 12:54 AM - Random - by abcdefghijklmnop (woman)

Today, my friends were making fun of foreign cultures and they said to an asian "is ur grandpa a samurai?" and then they turned to me and said "you have no culture, just slums." MLID

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Dec 8, 2009 09:36 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by brownerlolcatz123 (man)

Today, I am going to take my Driver's Permit test. My dad told me that he did not expect me to get a 100 on this test, I only had to pass. Why can't he have that kind of attitude when I take my tests at school? MLID.

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Aug 9, 2010 05:40 PM - Academics - by spicedesi (woman)

Today, i got my iPod taken away, my phone taken away, my computer taken away, my laptop taken away, pretty much any means of communication. Why? No I didn't do drugs or have sex, I got caught texting a boy "hello", MLID.

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Dec 8, 2010 03:47 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by mylifeissoeffedup (woman)

Today, I wrote a song about love. I hid the lyrics because if my mom saw them, she would ask me why i was thinking about such things before marriage. MLID

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Jul 30, 2009 04:22 PM - Random - by hotbrownchick (woman)

Today, while visiting Delhi, I picked up a copy of the India Times newspaper. There was an article that said "Soon, beating your child could land you in jail." Only in India...MLID

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Aug 11, 2010 12:51 PM - Random - by wtf (man)

Today, my 11-year-old cousin & I were watching New Moon, when she asked me if "Bella was going to get pregnant" while I fast-forwarded a make-out session. I looked at her, surprised, and she said, "In Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Aishwariya said she'd get pregnant when Salman was hugging her..." She bit her lip, confused. I patted her head, silently thanking Bollywood for promoting innocence. MLID.

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Aug 7, 2010 11:13 PM - Random - by RajputGirl (woman)

i cannot stop watching this lol

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Oct 11, 2009 07:59 PM - Videos - by muzamilluver (woman)

Today, and basically every other day after my 18th Birthday my parents have been looking for a girl for me to marry. Dad says "son you better 'reserve' a girl now just like I did 25 years ago" MLID

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Dec 8, 2010 02:41 PM - Rishtas - by P105Mews (man)

Today, I asked my mom if she wanted me to pack her a lunch for tomorrow. She told me that I didn't need to since she has a Christmas party at work, but said that she'd need to take a few tupperware containers with her...for food...to bring home. MLID

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Dec 16, 2010 12:01 AM - Cheapness - by desidimensions (woman)

Today I was watching Parental Control on MTV. I soon realized that it is impossible for a desi to EVER be on that show...MLID

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Aug 10, 2010 05:50 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by MTVlover (woman)

Today, I realized the only "american" T.V show my mom enjoys watching is Outsourced. MLID

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Feb 9, 7514 01:05 PM - Moms/Aunties - by gujjuxgirl94 (woman)

Today I went to Dunkin Donuts. I got a free box of munchkins because I was desi. From now on my gora friends make me buy the donuts. MLID

#61364

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Dec 9, 2010 12:03 AM - Random - by akshayaa85 (man)

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