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Name : Anjalee
City/Country : United States
Birthday : Oct 5, 1997
Gender : Female
Profile Views : 1310
Number of comments : 53
Number of stories : 4

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heyyyy i'm anjalee.... and this is my profile as u can see. Im born in America and I loveee saag + culcha. I'm a total science geek and I rock at literature. I'm not your 'typical' desi, I guess you'd say; I don't get straight A plus pluses and I get yelled at by teachers a loootttttt. I'm not very good at staying organized, my room is a mess and I'm a klutz, but that's just me, and all I can ever be! Chat me

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Everytime a substitute is taking atttendance in class, and she pauses with a confused look, i automatically raise my hand, sigh, and say "Im here.." MLID

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Aug 9, 2009 09:05 PM - Academics - by pshah (man)

Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

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Wah! You are a true desi (4847) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (234)

Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

Today, while working my shift at American Eagle. A desi girl around my age showed her dad the pair of jeans she wanted to buy. He saw that the jeans were ripped and asked for a discount though the daughter tried telling him that it's the style. In the end i still gave them the discount so i could get the girls number. MLID

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Aug 10, 2010 08:32 PM - Cheapness - by Raulj (man)

My best friend (who is desi) and I assign all the guys we know female names (i.e. Samarth = Samriddhi, Noel = Noelyn, Jacob = Jessica) so that our parents won't suspect anything when we talk about them on the phone. MLID.

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Dec 22, 2009 10:03 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by karishmah (woman)

Today my mom and I purchased a television, and the worker that helped us carry it to the car was really cute. While I was admiring him, I all of sudden heard my mom shout, "Put it in my dicky!" ..."In your WHAT ma'am?" MLID.

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Feb 9, 3204 12:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by chikdu (woman)

Today, my mom and I went to toys'r'us to buy pacifiers for my baby cousin... My mom asked the employee "Excuse me sir, Where are your 'nipples'?" MLID.

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Feb 9, 7264 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BrownsuGar (woman)

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Jan 5, 2010 04:29 PM - Videos - by randompaki24 (woman)

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Today i realised why we have 1 billion people in india, it's because condoms aren't reusable. MLID

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Jul 20, 2009 04:40 AM - Rishtas - by Anonymous (man)

Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

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Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

Today, I went to a Dunkin Donuts and my dad had a coupon for a free Iced Coffee that he found in his car with his other coupons. I went up to the cash register only to find that that coupon expired in 2007, the lady looked at me weird but gave me the coffee anyways just because i was indian. MLID

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Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM - Cheapness - by shivaniiii893 (woman)

Today, (actually, when I was in elementary school) I would ask my dad for help on my homework, it would end with my dad making me cry. MLID

#72828

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Jul 17, 2011 04:24 PM - Academics - by bollywood (woman)

Today, I was watching a cartoon show. All the kids were supposed to dress up as what they were most afraid of and the only Indian kid dressed as a F on a math test. MLID

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Nov 21, 2009 12:08 AM - Academics - by nilablueangel (woman)

Today, We went to go see Toy Story 3. When Mr. Potato head used a tortilla for his body, my brother screamed "OMG, IT'S MR. NAAN HEAD!" MLID

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Jun 23, 2010 12:36 PM - Videos - by butterpaneer (woman)

Today, my khala asked me if i wanted "ass cream". Shocked, i stared at her for 10 seconds and then realized that she was referring to "ice cream". MLID

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Jun 29, 2009 02:06 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ice cream (woman)

Today, my parents and I were talking about marriage...to which my dad added " when you get married I'm going to cry my balls out". I'm pretty sure he meant 'eye-balls'. MLID

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Sep 14, 2009 04:51 AM - Dads/Uncles - by hariyana (woman)

Today on Raksha Bandhan, my mom told me to go tie a rakhi to one of my desi guy friends. She was like "woh bhi tumhara bhai jaisa hai". She doesn't know that we're secretly dating. MLID.

#16421

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Feb 9, 7828 12:49 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Roshni (woman)

Today, when our neighbor asked us where we were going on vacation, my dad responded, "Wirginya Bitch". I hope my neighbor understood that he meant "Virginia Beach". MLID.

#1331

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Feb 9, 9520 12:45 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by gujrati_chokri (woman)

Today I realized that whenever I see two gay guys, I think of Dostana. MLID

#24978

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Sep 17, 2009 08:42 PM - Random - by desigirls (woman)

Today, some kids at school asked If i spoke "Indian". I responded, "Yeah, do you speak bhenchode?". MLID

#862

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Jun 18, 2009 06:59 PM - Random - by inge (man)

Today, while visiting Delhi, I picked up a copy of the India Times newspaper. There was an article that said "Soon, beating your child could land you in jail." Only in India...MLID

#56865

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Aug 11, 2010 12:51 PM - Random - by wtf (man)

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