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Name : Sania Abbasi
City/Country : Browntown, Toronto, Canada
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Gender : Female
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Today, I realized that whenever my parents pass behind me when I am on the computer, I minimize the myspace and facebook tabs and open up "practice for SATs" MLID

#7343

48 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (10663) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (1571)

Jul 6, 2009 09:02 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz]

Today, my indian guy friend wrote on my wall "last night was intense. I've never been so exhausted or sweaty before." My white friends all got shocked, but I had to explain to them that he was talking talking about Garba. MLID.

#27004

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (376) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (6)

Sep 28, 2009 07:27 PM - Random - by kumpreet

Today, I realized when a song on the radio came on of "Lil Wayne" and "Birdman" my friends and I jokingly called them "Chota Wayne" and "Tota Man" MLID

#9570

15 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (4550) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (282)

Sep 9, 490 12:47 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz]

Today I found out that my mom thought a "boner" was something to do with dinosaur fossils.......MLID

#9649

4 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (455) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (25)

Sep 9, 4256 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Question for MLID users....."Do you guys feel too brown for your white friends and too white for your
brown friends?"....or is it just me?...MLID

#29189

18 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (880) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (22)

Oct 11, 2009 05:12 PM - Random - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today, I came to the conclusion that every indian guy thinks he can hoop, but none of them ever make the school basketball team. MLID

#39771

1551 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (865) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (113)

Dec 13, 2009 08:04 PM - Random - by Showtime231_STL

Today, my family and I went to another desi dinner party. Instead of looking for the house number, we just looked for the house with too many cars in the driveway and a bunch of shoes outside of the door. MLID

#48516

8 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (677) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (21)

Feb 7, 2010 03:25 PM - Random - by holla-fo-one-dolla

Today, I showed my mom pictures of my desi friends on facebook just to prove how much more ''innocent'' I am.MLID.

#27288

5 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (576) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (20)

Sep 30, 2009 09:33 AM - Moms/Aunties - by rasputin

Today, my brother told my dad not to point fingers at anyone while they were arguing over something. My dad responded by saying "I'm not fingering anyone!" MLID.

#23704

4 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (220) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (11)

Sep 10, 2009 10:09 PM - Dads/Uncles - by LostInTranslation

My best friend (who is desi) and I assign all the guys we know female names (i.e. Samarth = Samriddhi, Noel = Noelyn, Jacob = Jessica) so that our parents won't suspect anything when we talk about them on the phone. MLID.

#41251

13 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (493) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (36)

Dec 22, 2009 10:03 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by karishmah

Today, Actually yesterday, I went to the movies with my friend who is a guy. Right when he put his arm around my shoulder, he got slapped on the back of his head. Turning around, we both saw my mom sitting in the row behind us. MLID

#26521

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (475) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (26)

Sep 26, 2009 05:07 PM - Moms/Aunties - by summmerr

I went to a indian/bengali weding. i was looking for my brother. i yelled biayah!....every boy looked at me. MLID

#1293

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Wah, how desi yaar! (225) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (8)

Sep 9, 4045 12:45 PM - Random - by Adib

Today, my uncle listened to the song "my humps" by black eyed peas. He turned to my sister and said "listen they are saying your name". Her name is Maham. MLID

#19830

6 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (454) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (14)

Aug 22, 2009 02:58 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Zaleelaurat

Today, my siblings and my parents went out to eat at a restaurant. While we were all looking over the menu, the song "Birthday Sex" came on, and it was pretty loud, so me and my siblings start talking really loudly about random things in an attempt to drown out the song. SO awkward. MLID.

#6462

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Wah, how desi yaar! (506) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Jul 3, 2009 07:52 PM - Random - by alakazaam

Today, my little cousin was playing with his gora friend. They were playing with toy guns. His gora friend yelled "Bang! Bang!" while shooting his gun. My cousin yelled "Dishum! Dishum!" MLID

#46122

15 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (1028) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (20)

Jan 23, 2010 05:01 PM - Random - by desigirl

Today, I remembered how this random desi guy sent me a message on fb giving me his entire "bio data" phone number, income everything included. I messaged him back saying "Not interested!". He replied, "Don't vorry not here for hanky panky vant frandsheep." MLID.

#8016

10 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (448) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (24)

Jul 8, 2009 07:33 PM - Random - by desi_by_nature

Last night after dinner my dad said that we have to stop at my aunts house for a second. 2 hours and 3 cups of chai later we were still there... MLID

#5201

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (373) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (9)

Jun 30, 2009 08:50 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by fahadmk

Today, I realize that no matter where I go, whenever I accidentaly stare at a desi, they are always staring right back at me. MLID

#34564

18 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (765) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (18)

Sep 9, 9565 12:58 PM - Random - by Chapati

Today I realized that my mom makes me write all her emails and texts just so that she can impress her friends with "her" great English. MLID.

#24491

4 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (373) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Sep 14, 2009 11:51 PM - Moms/Aunties - by bubster786

Today my dad went around telling everyone how my 8 yearold brother is addicted to playboy. He was referring to his gameboy. MLID

#5192

0 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (620) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (14)

Jun 30, 2009 06:10 AM - Dads/Uncles - by papu

Today, I went to the hospital to see my new baby cousin. I looked in the room filled with newborns to find her. All the newborns were pink, my cousin was brown. MLID

#11143

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (502) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (41)

Jul 19, 2009 09:53 AM - Random - by randomlydesi

Today my mom typed on the internet "www.com" and after waiting for a while she started banging the mouse going "why no email come?"
MLID

#19349

9 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (490) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (62)

Aug 20, 2009 03:33 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Tasmea

Today, my mom told me to eat almonds so I would become smarter. I did. MLID.

#46271

14 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (751) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (34)

Jan 24, 2010 01:15 AM - Academics - by odost

Today, I made some chai for my mom and her friends. The told me that if the "larke walay" drank that tea they would kidnap me and take me away. I am 19, and this was meant to be a compliment. MLID

#461

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (216) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (11)

Jun 17, 2009 01:04 PM - Moms/Aunties - by mbm6675

Today, I woke up to the sound of my dad yelling at me, "It is nearly two in the afternoon. You have vasted the whole day.". It was only 9:30am. MLID

#7925

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (598) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (12)

Jul 8, 2009 01:49 PM - Dads/Uncles - by Currypuff

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