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Welcome, fellow brownies. Present is your not-so-average Muslim chick. Gujju pride all the way (actually half way [I'm half Hyderabadi]). Let's see...I like you…no, not you…yes, you with the purple. Yes, I have birthmark on my neck… Music is life, and so is dance, along with eating oily desi ‘khanna’ and not gaining any weight in doing so; instead, I lose weight. [Insert shout-out to Laeyuhh_Cee.805 and pakeezy here.] I live for Islam, love, peace, laughter, and witty comments. I am not a poser. If you make me smile, I'll talk to you forever. If you make me laugh, I'll ask you to marry me, no joke. Sleep is my enemy. Non-violent thoughts cloud my mind. Darkness is my friend. My hero: Martin Luther King, Jr. My mentor: Rainn Wilson. I DO stick out my tongue when concentrating… it helps. I rarely become angry, but when I am, I advise you to steer clear of me. I am often found flying (as the only unicorn) amongst the hippogriffs. Embarrassment is foreign to me. I play the french horn, taught myself the basics of the guitar, and endured a few torturous piano lessons. Awkwardness finds me and binds me in the tightest embrace, with no hint of letting go… The usage of the passive voice is credited to me. (by the English language, of course) The Beatles are my obsession, life is my passion, and au naturale is my fashion. {That not-corny-at-all rhyme left you stunned, eh?} Am I a hippie? To a certain extent, yes. I am the creator of the clocks that go “tock-tick”. Dubai repeatedly appears in my dreams… Ice cream makes my world go round. Sunrises render me…teary. I enjoy reading Latin and ancient Greek in my free time. I share a special connection with babies; we understand each other, which proves useful in…certain situations. I have had cheese with that wine. Making simplicity complicated is my occupation. **WARNING**: I’m a heartbreaker…dream-maker…love-taker…don’t you mess around with me…. (My apologies, I just had to get that out of my system.) Pshh... you could call my train of thought the Crazy Train (Thanks, Ozzy.) Wanna know more? (I know, I'm irresistible.) Hit me up on Facebook. Wait. No, don't. I don't have one. (Complaints are to be directed toward my mother for that) Buuut, questions, they may be directed to http://www.formspring.me/PotionzMaster. What's my name? What's my name? What's my naaamee?? My name is _______. Figure it out. ...(If you didn't by now, then you were not worthy of the information on this page.) I know, that should have gone at the beginning of this "About Member", but laziness conquers... Oh, and PotterMore: PatronusFang4. Simply put, I'm your worst nightmare and your wildest fantasy. Try to figure me out. ;)
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May 8, 2010 05:14 PM - Random - by brownbatman (woman)

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID
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Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

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Today, my mom bought me the ugliest shit-colored shoes. She said it brought out my complexion. MLID.
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Jun 15, 2009 02:09 AM - Random - by crispeebrownboi (man)

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Feb 28, 2011 08:53 AM - Dads/Uncles - by rixagurl93 (woman)

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Nov 15, 2010 10:24 PM - Academics - by Desigirl90 (woman)

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Dec 6, 2010 09:51 AM - Random - by DaalChaawal (woman)

Today, while typing I added the word "Desi" to my dictionary. MLID.
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Mar 11, 2011 05:50 PM - Random - by DaalChaawal (woman)

Today, I have decided to replace the term "I'd tap that" with "I'd shaadi that." MLID.
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Feb 10, 2010 07:52 PM - Random - by InsideOutCoconut (woman)

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Jul 1, 2010 09:26 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Anonymous (woman)

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Dec 11, 2010 03:11 PM - Random - by DaalChaawal (woman)
