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Name : Teri Maa
City/Country : United States
Birthday : Jun 24, 1922
Gender : Female
Profile Views : 3875
Number of comments : 108
Number of stories : 12

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I'm Desi...no wait i'm American.....no i'm Indian...actually...i'm just fuckin confused.....

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Today when my family and I were watching CNN they reported michael jackson's death. My dad immediatly said "What a loss of a great basketball player." MLID

#3855

6 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (578) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (35)

Jun 26, 2009 01:41 PM - Random - by desilife

Today, the light was on in a room we weren't sitting in and my mom said "kya teri baap ki shaadi hai?" MLID.

#7789

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (434) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (19)

Jul 8, 2009 12:23 AM - Moms/Aunties - by Aao JO

Today, my indian guy friend wrote on my wall "last night was intense. I've never been so exhausted or sweaty before." My white friends all got shocked, but I had to explain to them that he was talking talking about Garba. MLID.

#27004

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (376) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (6)

Sep 28, 2009 07:27 PM - Random - by kumpreet

Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID

#946

47 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (3191) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (1119)

Sep 9, 8415 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by mojosaab

I was with my friend when I pulled out 4 red and yellow Beyonce tickets. He yelled with excitement! When I finally got to say, 'yup, I have four beyonce tickets", all the excitement went away and he was about to cry. "I thought they were McDonalds coupons"

#5919

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (310) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (231)

Sep 9, 5189 12:46 PM - Cheapness - by 2cool 2b brown

My parents never wanted to pay money for halloween costumes, so for five straight years, I wore a lehenga choli and was an "Indian princess" for halloween. MLID

#450

26 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (2430) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (56)

Jun 17, 2009 12:07 PM - Random - by wannabefob

Today I found out that my mom thought a "boner" was something to do with dinosaur fossils.......MLID

#9649

4 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (455) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (25)

Sep 9, 4256 12:47 PM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Question for MLID users....."Do you guys feel too brown for your white friends and too white for your
brown friends?"....or is it just me?...MLID

#29189

18 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (880) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (22)

Oct 11, 2009 05:12 PM - Random - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today in class I was complaining how americans always assume that
all indians listen to is Jai Ho...and at that moment my phone went off......guess what
my ringtone was?.....MLID

#28013

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (384) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (20)

Oct 4, 2009 09:30 PM - Random - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today my mom and I saw 2 lesbians walking down the street holding hands
and flirting and my mom says "now why can't u be this close to your sister..?"
MLID...

#14525

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (999) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (23)

Jul 30, 2009 09:36 AM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

#13

32 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (4518) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (245)

Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster

Today i forgot to turn off my phone so it rang in class. Really loudly. Everyone stared at me and then proceeded to laugh. My ringtone was Nimbooda. MLID

#4309

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (376) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (16)

Jun 27, 2009 08:20 PM - Random - by tammana

Today in marketing class, the teacher asked the class what "FOB" stood for. Automatically, I yelled, "FRESH OFF THE BOAT". It actually means "freight on board," and the whole class laughed at me for the rest of the day. MLID

#3847

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (356) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (24)

Jun 26, 2009 01:18 PM - Random - by brownie

Today, at Taco Bell, I saw a desi aunty pull out a strand of hair and start flossing with it....MLID

#30527

11 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (371) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (450)

Oct 18, 2009 11:53 PM - Cheapness - by yournotsotypicalabcd

My dad was cleaning out his car. He walked in from the garage and said "I have too much junk in the trunk." MLID

#3929

0 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (348) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (37)

Jun 26, 2009 04:58 PM - Dads/Uncles - by pathanee

Today, My friends were over my house and they were looking at my families cars. My mom drives a BMW my sister drives a Lexus.
My dad has been driving his Honda CR-V for 11 years. MLID.

#209

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (277) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (42)

Jun 16, 2009 02:14 PM - Random - by Sadaf

Today I read a post from a girl who "fell in love with the crispeebrownboi picture" and i began laughing until i realized
how badly i wanted to see his picture.....MLID

#8814

11 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (270) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (37)

Jul 11, 2009 01:59 AM - Random - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today, after reading post #2158 on mylifeisdesi.com, i proceeded to quickly check the verizon website to see if there was indeed a buy one get one free deal and then called my brother to make him buy the phone. MLID!

#2833

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (202) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (17)

Jun 24, 2009 01:30 AM - Cheapness - by mobilephone

Today, I daydreamed about my desi girl crush and started singing desi songs and imagined us dancing around trees and flower gardens. MLID

#855

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (376) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (25)

Jun 18, 2009 06:38 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Desi Z

Today I saw a picture of Megan Fox. I told my mom to call her mom to make me a rishta. MLID

#4330

9 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (563) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (142)

Jun 27, 2009 09:37 PM - Rishtas - by Fobulous

Today, i realized that its only a matter of time before bollywood comes out with their own version of Twilight. MLID

#27838

7 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (525) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (21)

Oct 3, 2009 11:11 PM - Random - by blahblahxxxx

Today I realized that indian parents say there's a "full stop" at the end of a sentence
instead of a "period"....MLID

#28006

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (355) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (42)

Oct 4, 2009 09:21 PM - Random - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today I went outside to get the mail and all the little kids playing outside started laughing. I was wearing a tshirt and shalwar and they now call me aladdin pants. MLID.

#3140

4 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (332) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Jun 24, 2009 11:09 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by khursheedrani

Today my mother got back in touch with my aunt because they had a minor disagreement and didn't speak for seven years. MLID

#3095

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (353) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (36)

Jun 24, 2009 09:09 PM - Moms/Aunties - by BilalACanada

Today my dad was holding our neighboor's cat and claimed in front of everyone that "it was the nicest pussy he's ever seen..."
I had to awkwardly explain to everyone that he was talking about cats....MLID

#9228

5 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (495) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (33)

Sep 9, 567 12:47 PM - Dads/Uncles - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today I went to one of those Taco Bells that give you the sauce from behind the counter. I asked for only 3 sauces. The black guy looked at me skeptically and said "Usually you people hoard them." MLID

#548

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (351) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (2)

Jun 17, 2009 07:32 PM - Random - by coconut

Yesterday I let my mom know that we were on our last bar of soap, and she asked me who I was trying to impress. MLID.

#5984

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (336) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (44)

Sep 9, 4481 12:46 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by sikandar

Today my mom scolded me for putting on too much "make-up shake-up" while i was putting on chapstick. MLID

#8813

5 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (484) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (11)

Jul 11, 2009 01:55 AM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today my ACTS scores finally came and before my dad opened the envelope he told me to bring his chappal..."just in case"......MLID

#9523

6 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (629) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (21)

Sep 9, 1925 12:47 PM - Academics - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today I was arguing with my mom and she told me not to be such a "drama rani...".......MLID

#24702

4 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (339) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (58)

Sep 16, 2009 01:09 AM - Moms/Aunties - by yournotsotypicalabcd

Today I asked out a girl and she rejected me and told me to go back to
my country.......the girl was desi....MLID

#15659

6 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (399) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (73)

Aug 3, 2009 01:07 PM - Random - by fmydesilife

Today, I had to sit for six hours with a "rubber" and erase everything in all my notebooks from last year to save money for next year. I'm going to 10th grade and I've been using these notebooks since the 1st grade. MLID

#9728

25 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (653) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (101)

Sep 9, 5478 12:47 PM - Cheapness - by DCBA?

Today, I realized that Russell Peters has achieved hero status among indian teenagers. Indian parents seem to hate him, because he mocks everything they do, and is usually right about it. MLID.

#14046

10 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (534) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (81)

Jul 28, 2009 11:03 PM - Random - by desicomedy

Today, i saw a brown uncle playing with his 8 inch long mustache :| . MLID.

#14062

5 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (230) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (78)

Jul 28, 2009 11:37 PM - Random - by missions

Today, my mom told me that my MCAT score will determine how attractive my future wife will be. I now spend every waking moment studying. MLID.

#3135

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (342) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Jun 24, 2009 11:00 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by Swatapriya

Today, I went to the American Idol concert in Newark. Afterwards there was a meet and greet. Of course I wanted to meet Anoop Desai. When I met him I gave him a box of samosa's and kachori's that my mom made. MLID.

#17476

9 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (771) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (33)

Aug 11, 2009 02:32 PM - Random - by mshah

Today my dad said "Put on a nice dress, we are going to someone's house." Im a boy. MLID

#3071

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (452) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (35)

Jun 24, 2009 08:16 PM - Dads/Uncles - by lulz

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