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Today i realized that even though they dont kiss in hindi movies they go second base,expose them selves, dance sexily how is that better than kissing? MLID

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Mar 4, 2011 02:42 PM - Random - by marythomasimadesi (woman)

Today I was watching the Oscars and I saw a desi looking lady on the red carpet. My first thought was "sharam nahi aati?" because the neck of her dress came almost down to her navel. My second thought was, "how did her parents let her out of the house like that?". MLID.

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Mar 1, 2011 07:14 AM - Random - by bollyfreak123 (woman)

Today i went to six flags great adventure, the tickets are $60 and if you are 12 or under you are able to pay only $29. My family has been going there every year for the past 4 years; I've been 12 years old for 4 years. MLID.

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Jun 27, 2009 10:10 PM - Dads/Uncles - by umang21 (man)

Today, my mom told me that she wishes I was never born and I am a disgrace to the family AND that my brother is a million times better than me all because I said the floor doesn't need to be mopped since I just did it 2 days ago. MLID

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Dec 28, 2011 04:37 AM - Moms/Aunties - by ihatemylifesomuch (woman)

Today, I told my parents that I had an important "function" to go to. I was referring to a party at a club. MLID

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Feb 5, 3232 12:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by suds (woman)

Today, I was vacuuming the house and accidentally sucked up a penny. My dad made me dismantle the vacuum and rummage through the dirt-filled bag to get it back out. MLID

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Dec 27, 2010 12:13 PM - Cheapness - by OnlyAPenny (man)

Today I went to the post office to mail a package. The mail clerk was indian and had a mustache. He saw my name on the package and asked if I was desi. Then he started speaking to me in hindi and asked where my family was from. It turned out the mail clerk was a distant relative of my Dad's. MLID

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Feb 5, 4300 12:45 PM - Dads/Uncles - by krish5343 (man)

Today, my dada and dadi came to visit from India. The first thing that they said was, "hello beta how are your studies going?" Gee thanks dadi...you dont even ask how I am doing! MLID

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Feb 5, 1602 01:07 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by iloverafanadal (woman)

Today, my mom decided to pull a white-parent move and grounded me. Four and a half minutes later, she couldn't take it anymore so she came into my room and hit me with a chappal. MLID

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Apr 9, 2011 02:04 AM - Moms/Aunties - by MsMonaji (woman)

Today, I realised my mom knows the names of every single top ten student in my class. Everytime I bring home a grade/test, she lists the names one at a time asking how they each did?

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Aug 17, 2010 12:36 AM - Academics - by mliq (man)

Today, I got burned on the stove while making chai. My mom told me to put toothpaste on it. MLID.

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Feb 5, 5525 12:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by BaMF4LyFe! (woman)

In spite of all the weird,strict and funny things our desi parents do, if you are willing to admit that desi parents are some of the most self-sacrificing and caring parents ever, please press "Wah! You are a true desi!" OurLID.

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Feb 5, 9476 01:00 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by ilikeoldhindifilms (woman)

Even the SPANISH know Jai Ho. I am proud. MLID

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Feb 5, 6037 12:52 PM - Videos - by JaiHo! (woman)

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Today, I realized the my 11-year-old dog knows no English what so ever, but understands most Hindi words. He has never been to India, and was born and raised in America. I'm glad to call him my ABCD dog. :D MLID

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Jul 10, 2010 09:13 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by MeltdKitKat (woman)

Today i went to go see a hindi movie that they play in an american theater here run by desi's...the film broke halfway through. I only got to see half the movie and we had to fight for a refund. MLID

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Jul 3, 2009 09:09 PM - Cheapness - by ybnorml03 (woman)

Today, actually a month ago my parents found out my older brother had a girlfriend. They said as long he still paid attention to school it was okay. Then today my older sister tells my parents she has a boyfriend. They call her besharam and told her to end it. What the heck? MLID

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Aug 24, 2011 02:15 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by notfair (woman)

Today, I saw saw the Mac v. PC desi spoof. Time for a chai break, MLID!

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Oct 20, 2009 05:31 PM - Videos - by imapc (man)

Today, well yesterday, two people were late to Math class; me, and the Indian teacher. MLID

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May 17, 2010 08:18 AM - Academics - by lahorikuri (man)

Today my college roommate asked me why I bring a water bottle with me whenever I go to the bathroom. MLID

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Jan 17, 2010 02:51 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by TooDesiForYou (woman)

Today, my mom told me to not put pictures on facebook that I'm sticking my tongue out in or making weird faces because I won't get a rishta. MLID.

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Jan 20, 2010 03:19 PM - Rishtas - by brownOYE (woman)

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