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Today I realized that there is eastern standard time (est), western standard time (wst), and desi standard time (dst). MLID

#27641

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Wah, how desi yaar! (224) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (84)

Sep 3, 1825 12:54 PM - Random - by desiguy1001

Today, my mom was talking to one of her friends in India. I heard her saying that the baby and baba are doing fine, studying hard all the time. I didn't realize that at the age of 19, I am still considered a baby. MLID.

#18815

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Wah, how desi yaar! (237) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (20)

Aug 18, 2009 08:46 PM - Moms/Aunties - by 19yearoldbaby

My friend got a 3 on the AP exam. She got a Nintendo DS. I got a 5 on the AP exam. I got yelled at by my mom for squealing out of joy. MLID.

#56321

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Wah, how desi yaar! (252) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (24)

Jul 22, 2010 08:09 PM - Academics - by desigirl

Today i was at the mall and someone called my name. Me and four other girls turned around. My name is pooja. MLID

#3001

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Wah, how desi yaar! (266) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (25)

Jun 24, 2009 04:48 PM - Random - by Poop

Today, i joined a group on facebook called All of our Tuppaware is stained yellow from Haldi... MLID

#34704

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (456) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (15)

Sep 3, 1231 12:58 PM - Random - by NUMii_786

today was my birthday. More aunties/uncles called to congratulate my parents then actually wish me happy birthday. MLID

#27034

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Wah, how desi yaar! (299) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (39)

Sep 28, 2009 09:46 PM - Random - by Akhan

Today I saw a picture of Megan Fox. I told my mom to call her mom to make me a rishta. MLID

#4330

9 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (560) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (142)

Jun 27, 2009 09:37 PM - Rishtas - by Fobulous

Today, I realized I have more mamas and mamis than friends. MLID

#9832

2 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (398) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (21)

Sep 3, 8366 12:48 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by wardfan1

Today, i asked my mom for a grilled cheese sandwhich.... apparantly a big roti with cheese in the middle of it is the same thing. MLID

#2237

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (383) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (9)

Jun 22, 2009 02:53 PM - Moms/Aunties - by Anonymous

Today i asked my mom if i can go over to a friends house, she says no. 5 minutes later my brother comes and TELLS her(not ask) he's going over to a friends house she says ok. MLID

#55583

0 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (326) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (17)

Jun 26, 2010 12:08 AM - Moms/Aunties - by winter_girl01

Today, the rest of my siblings and i officially nicknamed my little brother "Spoon" because he's my older brother's chamcha. MLID

#20923

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Wah, how desi yaar! (304) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (65)

Sep 3, 9519 12:51 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by VhereIsTheElewator

Today, my desi girlfriend found out I'm a product of an incest. I no longer have a girlfriend. MLID

#15920

7 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (402) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (187)

Sep 3, 6460 12:49 PM - Rishtas - by heartbreak

Enough

said. MLID

#18796

6 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (225) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (36)

Aug 18, 2009 06:49 PM - Videos - by gujju_girl

My dad was talking with and uncle about some random 'politics' once. I was listening to their conversation and I heard the uncle say: "yaar you know, ve need to devil up some new ideas....." I was really confused until I realized he was trying to say 'develop.'

#21573

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (230) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (13)

Aug 31, 2009 09:04 PM - Dads/Uncles - by rotisalaan

Today, i wemt to Subzl Mandi & didnt forget to buy Frooti & Kurkure.

#50759

11 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (335) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (48)

Apr 7, 2010 10:22 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by kutlessFreak

Today we had relatives over. As they left we followed them 10 feet to the driveway and proceeded to wave goodbye to them until their car turned off the street. My parents said that it was hospitality. MLID

#18460

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (606) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (36)

Sep 3, 8395 12:50 PM - Everyday Desi Household - by hahasaha

Today i scratched out all of the stuff my guy friends wrote in my yearbook because i was afraid my dad would see them. MLID

#6669

3 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (530) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (16)

Jul 4, 2009 04:17 PM - Dads/Uncles - by kiran

Today, I was watching a Tamil movie on TV. There was a scene where two long-lost lovers run at each other from opposite ends of a beach. When they met in the middle, rather than hug or kiss, they chest bumped. MLID.

#25198

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Wah, how desi yaar! (281) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (20)

Sep 19, 2009 07:54 AM - Random - by southindiandesi

Today, as I pulled up into my driveway, I noticed a horrible stench coming from my house and I could hear the smoke alarm blaring. Turns out, my mom was cooking. MLID.

#30

1 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (515) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (71)

Jun 15, 2009 01:49 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by crispeebrownboi

The other day, I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said, "Jesus is my homeboy." The first thing that came into my mind was that Vishnu was my homeboy. MLID.

#50357

6 Comments

Wah, how desi yaar! (374) - Sorry, not desi enough, umreekan (98)

Apr 3, 2010 08:16 PM - Random - by brownbatman

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