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Today, I realized that whenever my parents pass behind me when I am on the computer, I minimize the myspace and facebook tabs and open up "practice for SATs" MLID

#7343
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Wah! You are a true desi (12341) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1688)

Jul 6, 2009 09:02 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

 

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Today, I looked at one of my class rosters for the fall and noticed that there was another Indian person who was going to be in my class. I immediately felt the competition. I already don't like her. MLID

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Jul 22, 2009 12:16 PM - Academics - by desigirl52 (woman)

 

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My parents say I am not allowed to date until I'm married. MLID.

#1725
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Wah! You are a true desi (6177) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (300)

Feb 5, 4648 12:45 PM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

 

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Today, I got a 97 on my final exam. When I showed it to my parents, they asked me where the other 3 points went. MLID

#17
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Wah! You are a true desi (5954) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (255)

Jun 15, 2009 12:44 AM - Academics - by wasti (man)

 

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Today I opened my fridge at home and saw a dozen large yogurt containers. None of them contained yogurt. MLID

#243
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Wah! You are a true desi (5833) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (178)

Jun 16, 2009 04:05 PM - Cheapness - by omarhaq (man)

 

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Today, we ran out of tea bags. All hell broke lose. MLID

#13
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Wah! You are a true desi (5457) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (309)

Jun 15, 2009 12:41 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by chaimaster (man)

 

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Today, I realized when a song on the radio came on of "Lil Wayne" and "Birdman" my friends and I jokingly called them "Chota Wayne" and "Tota Man" MLID

#9570
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Wah! You are a true desi (5142) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (363)

Feb 5, 490 12:47 PM - Random - by Faraz[ziraz] (man)

 

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Today, I went to a club. This girl came up to me and started dancing. I didn’t know what to do so my fingers automatically pointed towards the sky and I busted out bhangra. MLID

#21
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Wah! You are a true desi (4845) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (234)

Jun 15, 2009 12:46 AM - Random - by pakiboYz (man)

 

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Today, we were looking at houses and my dad found one he liked. He wanted to ask the female agent if he could stay in touch with her. Instead, he said "You mind if I touch you." The ladies face turned red, my uncles and cousins were laughing, and my dad still didn't get what he said wrong. MLID

#730
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Wah! You are a true desi (4431) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (226)

Jun 18, 2009 11:08 AM - Dads/Uncles - by DrDeep93 (man)

 

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Today, I went to a Dunkin Donuts and my dad had a coupon for a free Iced Coffee that he found in his car with his other coupons. I went up to the cash register only to find that that coupon expired in 2007, the lady looked at me weird but gave me the coffee anyways just because i was indian. MLID

#2758
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Wah! You are a true desi (4267) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (149)

Jun 23, 2009 10:40 PM - Cheapness - by shivaniiii893 (woman)

 

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Today, I went to the grocery store to buy a watermelon. I checked the quality of the watermelons by playing tabla on them. MLID

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Jul 26, 2009 05:09 PM - Random - by tablaman (man)

 

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Today, I talked back to my dad. He hit me with a chapal. MLID.

#154
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Wah! You are a true desi (4030) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (2352)

Jun 16, 2009 02:00 AM - Dads/Uncles - by panipuri (man)

 

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I am a girl. Today, I asked my parents if I could go out with my friends. They said no. Two minutes later, my brother asked the same question. They said yes. MLID

#14
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Wah! You are a true desi (4021) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (245)

Jun 15, 2009 12:42 AM - Everyday Desi Household - by Sidra (woman)

 

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Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID

#946
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Wah! You are a true desi (3918) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (1483)

Feb 5, 8415 12:45 PM - Rishtas - by mojosaab (man)

 

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Today, my friend asked me if I wanted pizza or not. I responded with the famous figure 8 Indian nod for yes. MLID.

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Wah! You are a true desi (3520) - Really? Desi? Go check yourself. (196)

Jun 30, 2009 08:34 AM - Random - by LuckMC11 (man)

 

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