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Today, my dad and i were both on mlid, and he was reading out loud the recent post about googling "why do indians smell". my dad laughed and said to put this down as an answer: "because they worship cow shit." MLID
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Jun 1, 2010 02:21 PM - Dads/Uncles - by blahblah (woman)

How did this post get through? That's not funny, it's stupid.
#19905 - Jun 1, 2010 11:36 PM by fobz
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thats not desi.... thats being just plain DUMB
#19906 - Jun 2, 2010 01:08 AM by desi_girl007
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hey now! not all pakis are disrespectful, but hey, just because our parents may not be big fans of other religions doesnt mean we should go tell the world about it!!!!
#19924 - Jun 2, 2010 08:51 PM by MyDesiGrrl
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Yeah...this sounds like stuff I've heard from other Pakistanis. I'm Pakistani and I think this is so ignorant. Thank you for making the rest of us look bad.
#19933 - Jun 3, 2010 02:05 AM by zkhan92
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screw you!!! and btw some indians are muslims like you
#19941 - Jun 3, 2010 03:22 PM by varucky
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this is stupid...#5 n 6 r right n not all indians r hindu
#19968 - Jun 4, 2010 12:10 PM by bungibabe
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LOL! Ur not even DESI ur a PAKI a dirty paki who bathes in shit and smells, everyone knows that pakis are the dirtiest. hell you guys marry your cousins and have sex with your mothers. u guys clearly are the low lifes of brown people. And you guys are the most cowardest raping your sisters like its nothing now wonder they gotta where that shit on their head
#19979 - Jun 4, 2010 11:52 PM by fukpak
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Dude what the hell? I'm Pakistani and I have nothing against India. Is this seriously what you have time for? Posting a long and rude comment to Pakis?
#23846 - Nov 28, 2010 10:21 PM by the holy brown one - reply
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^LMAO... One quote for the racist folks here “Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.”
#19996 - Jun 5, 2010 12:34 PM by tuphiraao
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@9 pakis r desi, wat u talkin bout...really, i didnt know that...what does cousin marriage have 2 do with anything...no1 does their mothers or sisters except 4 a few sick ppl n it happens in india 2 especially with daughters...y u talkin bout hijab like that...muslim women wear hijab cuz of their brothers? how ignorant can u get...some hindu women cover their hair 2 @the op this was a really stupid joke n y the hell did u post it here
#20000 - Jun 5, 2010 01:32 PM by bungibabe
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Pakis are not desi because desi means Indian or Hindustani which you guys are clearly not. Indian peoples nick name is Desi while Pakistani peoples is PAKI! lol so stop trying to be like us, you guys are making us look bad, because in the indian culture incest is totally prohibited where in the Paki culture its actually encouraged. Look at the Desi culture which is conducted of music and dance (tradtional indian dances like bharatanatyam, garba, bhangra and many more.) While Pakistani dances are only Mujra dancers lol which is the slut version of indian dances. LOL and im glad you admited that some Pakistani people do fuck their mothers and sisters. Indian people dont do that at all and even if they do their muslims. If you look at Maha Raja and Rani days they never cover their heads some people do it becasue they just do but nothing relgious. Honestly Pakistani people are worst than pigs lol.
#20002 - Jun 5, 2010 03:53 PM by fukpak
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Desi refers to South-Asians in general. Pakistan is in South Asia. We're desi, ok? Also, OP's dad is horribly ignorant, SERIOUSLY, how did this getting through?? Can we stop with the racist posts!?! Stop insulting Indians and stop making Pakistanis look bad. this post is NOT DESI AT ALL.
#20009 - Jun 5, 2010 05:27 PM by Nimbu
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@12...i cant believe that u dont know what desi means...ppl 4m the indian subcontinent r called desi...so what if cousins get married...slut version? really, idk nothin bout dance but i find that hard 2 believe...yea, they do n they're hindu...if u put it that way ppl in general r worse than pigs, not just pakis
#20014 - Jun 5, 2010 06:33 PM by bungibabe
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LOL u guys wish it meant south asian you guys know its indian and you guys know u wanna be like us. Why do u think when someone calls a indian a PAKI they get extremely offended but when you call a paki an indian they dont mind it at all lol. stupid benchods actually never mind thats prbly a compliment to a paki LOL!
#20015 - Jun 5, 2010 06:33 PM by fukpak
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^ u know it does, y u denyin it...keep dreamin man...it goes both ways...ur such a great example of an indian...im sure all the pakis in the world wud wanna b like u...in ur dreams n no, its not a compliment...i dont get y any1 wud get offended like that
#20016 - Jun 5, 2010 06:43 PM by bungibabe
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! and for whoever said it desi= indians and pakis DUH and what kind of ass farts let this kind of a post through
#20023 - Jun 5, 2010 09:52 PM by brownieforlife:
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Ok listen up 'fukpak': A) This is no place to fight B) Go screw yourself for condemning the hijab, its not a 'paki' ritual, but its for muslims all over the world. Those maharajas etc didn't understand and read the quran C) Slut dances? Seriously? We have our Balochi, Chitrali, Sindhi, Pushto dances where women are ACTUALLY WEARING DECENT CLOTHES, and they don't stretch out or expose themselves so it can't be slutty. I could shit about indian khattak dancing, but i'm not as low life as you, so i won't crap about another culture and just protect my own D) Whereas fucking mothers and sisters, all those perverts around the world do it, not only pakistanis. Why don't you look at the villages in your own country, or are you just that ignorant? People who do this shit obviously have no morals, and every country has someone like that, since we're not completely perfect. E) There's nothing wrong with marrying cousins. Its again, allowed in our religion. However, Hindus too marry their cousins, so you can shut the fuck up F) If you're hating the muslims here, and not the pakistanis, then remember that we ruled the subcontinent for over 700 years
#20035 - Jun 6, 2010 11:13 AM by maria24
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You know it is so sad that when you want to comment on this site you are told "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." What is wrong here?? We are all brown; we all share bits and pieces of cultures that together form the "Desi" that runs through our veins. I really liked MLID and I would always smile at comments that were polite or supportive or informed. But these vengeful ones? It is one thing to speak your mind but please know your place and furthermore, speak from a mind that is well-informed, respectful, tolerant and kind. It is one thing to be hateful but to respond and defend in a further hateful manner is counterproductive. There is so much hate in this world already and there is no need to add to it. C'mon guys we are the younger generation, let's show some maturity.
#20037 - Jun 6, 2010 01:25 PM by brownNproud:
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i bet hindu's do, because they worship cows anyways.
#20042 - Jun 7, 2010 01:19 AM by faraye
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I don't understand why everyone's assuming it's a Pakistani who wrote this. There is no proof, this is pathetic
#20051 - Jun 7, 2010 02:25 PM by iFellytone
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LOL its obv a paki that wrote that because they are the uneducated dumbass muslims that do stuff lol look at all the terrorist and their camps all in paki land. And as ruling the sub continent for 700 yrs thats wrong yes mughlas did rule india but not for 700 yrs and if your proud of that then ur proud of the looting rape and forceful conversion they did. And how they struggle with armies half their numbers lol. honestly u guys are brainwased and give brown ppl a bad name u guys arent DESI! look at the desi culture its all indian none of that paki shit. u guys are stupid saying shit like we worship the cows u guys esp paki ppl spread this shit to make other relgions look bad you guys stop being like us and association urself with us. its bad enuff you guys share the same skin colour as us. SO FUCK U GUYS AND GO PRAY TO A PIG AND TOUCH UR SISTERS AND BROTHERS! and how was this post allowed bcuz u porkis allowed it showing how fuckin dumb u guys are. u guys are the meaning of motherfuckers!!
#20059 - Jun 7, 2010 10:44 PM by fukpak
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hey ^^to "fukpak" you type go pray to a pig one more time, you wont have fingers to type with. If you knew us muslims, knew our religion, you would be begging for forgiveness right now, how can you be so judgemental, im pretty sure we didnt ever do anything to you, im just saying that because the post is true, you never know if the dad is indian, and still saying that. So lemme make this straight: GET THE FACTS BEFORE YOU STATE SOMETHING.
#20074 - Jun 8, 2010 01:29 AM by MUSLIMFTW
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EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! omgggg what the hell is worng wit u ppl? (the ones tht r fighting) fukpak obviously doesnt know shit bout pakistanis, and it seems to me tht he's insulting islam... newsflash dunbass... there are such tihngs as muslim indians! i would know cuz im one of em.... whatever, u guys are making urselves look like assholes...
#20083 - Jun 9, 2010 10:13 AM by gorapakora
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@23...uneducated dumbass? look who's talkin...like there aint any terrorists in india...most indians werent forcefully converted, if they were, they reconverted...thats absolutely haram so y would anyone b proud of that...u mean twice their numbers, how much do u know bout muslim history...wat u talkin bout, all the people in the subcontinent make up desi culture...so, u dont worship cows? y dont u go pray 2 a pig...ur the meaning of ignorant idiot
#20090 - Jun 9, 2010 04:24 PM by bungibabe
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fukpak: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Desi. Anyways, I agree that the person who wrote this is an ignorant asshole, but there's no need to sink down to their level. Be more mature. Oh, and incest is against Islam--the national religion of Pakistan. There's also a considerable Muslim population in India, and all over the world. And 60 years ago, Pakistan, Bangladesh and India were the same thing.
#20092 - Jun 9, 2010 05:23 PM by MBreaker
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first of all the post was stupid and insulting but u guys get worse in the comments by far. seriously y do u ppl even join this website?
#20095 - Jun 9, 2010 07:33 PM by srey221
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Yeh Pal, hamein yaad aaingai, woh kallllllll yaad aaingai:) I dunno why, but this song gives me a vibe of "peace". After skimming through the comments of this post, it basically looked like the next india/pakistan "jang" to me. And all I could think of, was Mahatama Gandhi, & Qaid-e-Azam. And how disgusted they would be with the children of their nations. I think before we point fingers at others, or make such rude comments, we should take a look at our selves & judge ourselves, before we do others. As far as the original post goes. I believe its VERY disgusting to post something as such, and extremly ignorant. I mean, if someone talked crap about their religion, I'm sure the person would be more than offended. Let's ignore such posts & be happy people. Life is too short for hatred. PEACE=)
#20166 - Jun 14, 2010 06:36 PM by ZeeJaff
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k i tried posting up a post with the same thing but making fuk of pakis why isnt that up, the ppl that made these sites are pakis and using the name desi which means Indian so i would like this post by blah blah removed, and then I will stop making fun of pakis.and its so sad that brown ppl are muslim its not even are relgion u guys were all raped and shit to be muslims u stuipd pakis incested pakis now go lick ur mom where she likes it.
#20197 - Jun 15, 2010 09:04 PM by fukpak
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pakis give the brown race a bad rep u guys are a burden on us do us a favour go into the indian ocean and put weight on your legs and just walk. Also stop using the word desi u guys arent desi stop it, its giving indians a bad name, now go lick jinaas balls and get married to a 9yr old kid just what your prophet did
#20198 - Jun 15, 2010 09:08 PM by fukpak
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If you guys want to talk shit about hinduz I can do the same about pakis so get this post removed.
#20199 - Jun 15, 2010 09:12 PM by fukpak
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you racist fucks are so stupid. holy shit im a fucking white person and i know the word desi is used to mean india, pakistan, and bangladesh. i just get REALLY pissed off at pakis who are racist against indians or indians who are racist against pakis. you were one damn country to begin with. grow up and learn to love one another. youre only contributing to more hatred in this world.
#20212 - Jun 15, 2010 11:41 PM by InsideOutCoconut
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@9 n 12 actually and other indian racist fuckers. u cow piss drinkers go worship gobar that u r, u know nothing about pak, pak is waaaay bette rthan india, u walk on 1 road of india u see cow shit everywhere india is fucking sht u douches cow piss drinkers
#20220 - Jun 16, 2010 04:40 PM by sjos92
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o ya and i think this a publicity stunt, this web wants more views cuz all the crappy and same mlids get posted here r so damn boring, gratz MLID u got views... i didnt even know this web until my friend told me about this shit as comments against pak. woohoo
#20221 - Jun 16, 2010 04:43 PM by sjos92
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^ dude...try talkin some sense into him instead of cursin @31...the admins r indian...maybe they dont want any more of ur drama...no, lemme tell u whats sad-u cant accept the fact that ppl converted by choice...y dont u do us all a favor, go join the indian army, that way u get 2 die proudly...as 4 aisha(ra), she hit puberty by that time, so she wasnt a kid, she chose 2, so whats ur problem
#20225 - Jun 16, 2010 05:24 PM by bungibabe
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LOL people didnt convert by choice so many of them where raped and tortured lol you dont know any history you are pretty blinded and hows pakistan better than india dumbest thing i have ever heard you guys are jealous incest motherfuckers, fucking wannabe desis go lick your moms and aunts who are all proabably sleeping with your dad lol talk about nasty. and if you didnt know in all of the wars india had with pakistan, india won all three and pakistan started them all and india finished it and you guys are a military runned country pretty sad. good pakistan was made so india can get rid of the the useless creature that were there before and just dump it in pakistan. the makers are website arent indian look at the names where it says contact.
#20233 - Jun 16, 2010 10:23 PM by fukpak
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yea, they did...what part of ppl cant b forcefully converted 2 islam dont u get? "lol talk about nasty" says the guy who comes up with nasty shit...PK started all 3? i really doubt that...i dont get y ur such a hater...u got issues, go c a shrink
#20238 - Jun 17, 2010 01:05 AM by bungibabe
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The owner of this website is Pakistani. Funny, eh? The keyboard-warrior obviously can't grasp that in his tiny little head.
#20289 - Jun 20, 2010 01:52 PM by TehPaki
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U know wat FUK PAK, i think u need 2 have better references. Pakistan didnt lose any war from India. And not all pakis are rapers or terrorists. People were never coerced to embrace Islam it's up 2 them if they want 2 or not ( secondly it's even against the religion 2 force some1 2 embrace islam). And u know wat ISLAM is the second largest religion in the world, do u think all of the muslims were forced no! i know that who ever posted this post, shudnt ve done it. It was actually really insulting and offensive. But that doesn't mean that u get the right 2 insult other religions. This site isnt made 4 ppl fighting over religions or insulting each other's cultures and religions. And pakistani people ARE DESI , u can't deny this fact, watsoever u doo!!!!!!!!!!! And u know wat if u really wanna fight come and fight on some other sight(if u really have the guts)
#20313 - Jun 21, 2010 11:35 PM by komali96
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honestly all of you should be ashamed of yourself this is the most ignorant thing i have ever seen i am indian and to all the indians on here that made a comment about pakis raping their sisters and mom you know what u guys are way too ignorant shit like that happens in India as well and you should be ashamed because u made such a statement about a group of people that was not even true so what if a hadnfull of ppl are like that not all of them are and at whoever talked about kathak wtf is wrng with honestly dance is a form of expressing yourself just cause u might not like one type of dance from a certain area u dnt need to share it with the worls and also if kathaks soo easy i wanna see u try and do it smart ass
#20321 - Jun 22, 2010 05:58 PM by smh
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hahahah number 9 u r soo funny. go fuck ure monkey, elephant and cobra gods. pakis are not desi? then whoa re they? indian fuckers?.... dude india had a tradition of marrying cousins... are you stupid? how could u not know about ure country and yes our females cover them selves, ure females are always naked. look at bollywood for instance... every female from india is raised to get fucked by their family members adn then get married.. u guys get married and first holy thing u do is drink cow's urine... is this not true... u fucking idiot marry ure daughters to dogs... ive seen the marriage my self since im a tourist from havard university... in a place called rajastan, i've seen the marriage my self. give me ure email address and i will mail u the saath phairy with dog and the video... u guys worship animals.. dont you? that fucking cobra? or that hanuman piece of shit monkey... or that half elephant half human.... hahaha so when ure ladies can get ppl, they can take the whole cobra in their pussies and that elephant's trunk. u idiot. get ure facts rite paksitani, indians, sri lankans, and bengaladeshis are considered desi. not just u fucking desis. proud be an indian? then why do u guys have a national anthem written by a muslim and a pakistani.? indians had one of the first case of "incest" the porn word u sued and i just googled it so u fucking indian is the one who watches incest porn and u tell us that... why do u watch it? fucked ure grandma lately? or ure sisters pussy was fucked by ure dad? get some facts rite srsly OK? cuz yo u dont know shit. hahaha u shouldnt be talking to humans, who worship monkeys snakes and elephants as divine. go with ure saravati's veena in ure moms ass. cuz yo seriously, i wouldnt go to a temple to ask for stuff if i was a hindu. i would go to the zoo. hahaha now go fuck ure cow and drink form urine. BITCH!
#20341 - Jun 23, 2010 07:27 PM by blahhhblahhhh3
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^ they seriously drink cow urine? dude, its bangladeshis...didnt thakur write the indian national anthem? if ur muslim, please act like 1...what up wit the cursin n the nasty talk n the stereotypin? y u stoopin 2 his level? dont fight fire with fire, that only creates a bigger fire
#20344 - Jun 23, 2010 10:44 PM by bungibabe
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This is completely insane. In the end we are all humans. Every race, every country, every cultural group has faults. No one is better than the other. For those of you posting racist comments, you are cowards. You have nothing going for you in life, and you choose to sit here and make up shiz about people you do not know. And btw, the term "desi" refers to indians, pakistanis, and bengalis. No one is jealous of the other. There is absolutely no reason to be. Each race has its perks, and that cannot be denied. Just because you use profanity while making your point doesn't make your point valid. It only proves that you are not capable of using proper English or of holding a diplomatic debate, thus undermining your intelligence. I am Pakistani, and I am ashamed of the other Pakis and Indians that have written such horrendous things. But nonetheless I am proud to be Pakistani. I will certainly never let such comments against my country and my religion get to me, because I know they come from ignorant people who just can't seem to see the world in a different way. Play nice ppl ^^
#20446 - Jun 27, 2010 02:40 AM by golgappe4life
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if you guys are done arguing... can one of you nice brown girls make me a samosa? doesnt matter ur nationality as long as we are brown! brownmanpride :)
#20454 - Jun 28, 2010 05:50 AM by roohit
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some of u might think this is rong. but it is true. they pray to elephants/monkeys and etc
#20925 - Jul 11, 2010 07:50 PM by Noor440
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ohk some of these posts really pissed me off, im pure pakistani n personally i think indians rock . #9 if pakis are pakis then that makes indians indians soo thats not proving we're not desi. and if all u guys start a racial fight,how is that any diff. frm discrimination,!!! seriously ,this site waz made to bring us together with our similiar desiness and browness. n i am positive if the both paki n indian adims say this they would be higly disappointed. putting aside the main culture, lang, etc. we're not really any differnet we have the same annoying, coupon n chai crazed but caring (enough) parents and pressure of grades and rishtas. btw # 45 basically started n finished the next paragraph i wouldve started on lolz
#21050 - Jul 15, 2010 11:35 PM by desi_grl
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and also i agree that this post waz veryyy disrepectful to the indian culture cause they believe in their culture as much aswe believe in ours and if we fight about it ,that does not make us any differnet frm hitler....n i am sure nobody wants to be hitler #2
#21051 - Jul 15, 2010 11:39 PM by desi_grl
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shit yoo ^ pawned much? im a paki and i think thats rude !
#21467 - Aug 1, 2010 05:46 PM by `brownnsugar!
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I'm not even Hindu, but that was so ignorant and rude.
#23841 - Nov 28, 2010 10:12 PM by ZainabN
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the dumbass that wrote this doesnt know shit bout hinduism. him/her and their dad can all go die in a hole. full of cow shit.
#27550 - Feb 22, 2011 07:55 PM by icedmango
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im hindu-indian and i find this extremely rude and disrespectful. honestly, this website is called MY LIFE IS DESI. obviously tons of hindus are gonna see this, dont you have anything else to do besides piss off random people?
#27551 - Feb 22, 2011 07:58 PM by icedmango
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the dumbass that wrote this doesnt know shit bout hinduism. him/her and their dad can all go die in a hole. full of cow shit.
#27552 - Feb 22, 2011 07:59 PM by icedmango
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