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Today, my parents walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. Both of them had dandas. You can guess what happened... MLID
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Aw man, if the guy wasn't Indian he'd be like wtf?! I agree with Chiku, how the hell are you still alive? ahaha.
#1023 - Jul 3, 2009 11:40 AM by Janu bucca
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since ur boyfriend is dead and assuming ure still alive, u may need a new boyfriend ;)
#2241 - Jul 16, 2009 11:09 PM by northsider
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I don't understand how you even survived and managed to write this on MLID.
#1020 - Jul 3, 2009 04:55 AM by Chiku
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oh my god. with desi parents, you normally tend to pretend you dont even know what sex is :P them walking in, hahaha id be dead!
#1040 - Jul 3, 2009 01:45 PM by bozley
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u going back to india?? my parents seriously tears and all started going on line to book a flight to india....
#1065 - Jul 3, 2009 11:47 PM by xshreyaxisxtoxicx
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why would you have sex anywhere remotely close to where your parents are?!?!?!
#1101 - Jul 4, 2009 04:55 PM by desichick23
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How are you still allowed to use the computer/ internet?
#1102 - Jul 4, 2009 04:55 PM by r3freshing
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if my parents didn't kill me themselves, i would probably commit suicide out of embarrassment :)
#1140 - Jul 4, 2009 07:28 PM by monica
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yeah this is like an FML too, YDI for doing it in close proximity of your desi parents like WTF?! and yeah i'm pretty surprised your alive... my parents think that i dont know what sex is and that i still think that babies come delivered by storks from God.
#1243 - Jul 6, 2009 03:01 PM by anam629
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Oh, the hilarity. And yea, how DID you survive? ha ha..poor boy, worse for him..
#1816 - Feb 5, 6381 12:47 PM by pulskeeter
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lol, why would you even do that in the same building as your parents hahaha
#1084 - Jul 4, 2009 01:06 PM by funkadesi
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i find it funny that ppl thought this was "umreekan" cause it had desis having sex in it hahah
#2156 - Jul 16, 2009 03:33 AM by ameerabidi
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Lol, this is why when you're a desi, boys stay away. That's also all the excuses I can think of ;)
#3192 - Jul 29, 2009 06:39 PM by Zikk
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HAHA misspunjabi "bagairut" once again. & im wondering the same as everyone else. How are u still alive? LOL. I feel pretty bad for ur bf. Dx
#3697 - Feb 5, 3590 12:49 PM by rideitjaysean
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just like evrone else...how are u still alive? and i second misspunjabi
#9009 - Feb 5, 7772 12:54 PM by tootiefrootie
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ok, first..ewww.......had do u have it knowing ur parents are so close, and second...how long were u hospitalized?
#9644 - Feb 5, 4791 12:55 PM by desi_punk01
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wow are you crazy?!!?! why would you have sex in the same building with your parents???? man if i did that...i would be here right now....lol
#10606 - Feb 5, 7868 12:57 PM by sooniandandy
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THOBA in the same building how r u alive get away u shouldnt have put that on here i wouldnt be allowed!
#12233 - Dec 5, 2009 09:48 PM by imvrydesiaccent
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totally fake..being a desi who would think of doing anythign like this, getting caught by parents and finally posting it on MLIS? It's complete crap!
#12718 - Dec 10, 2009 02:40 AM by chulbuli
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some Desi people aren't always in fear of their parents when they're getting their freak on. so i understand her, and this is totally doable.
#15395 - Dec 28, 2009 09:43 PM by kulfiprincess
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wow im surprised you guys believed this idiot "walked in with dandas?" really? u really think that happened? thats the sad part
#16262 - Jan 14, 2010 01:40 PM by mylife&afterlifeisdesi
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whatta fuckkkkkkkkkk? how the hell r u alive? n second y would av sex wen ur parents r home??? my boyfriend is scared of ma dad so much, he doesnt even think bout havin sex @ ma place
#17649 - Feb 8, 2010 10:22 AM by gorapakora
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Fake...my parents would kill me. Well maybe not, but definitely ground me for life. Desis just dont do sex b4 marrying
#18053 - Feb 18, 2010 05:57 PM by IAmTooDesi
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all you guys need to grow some balls dont have sex b4 marriage how fob are you losers. ps chinese girls are the best
#21783 - Aug 11, 2010 05:18 PM by khali_daal
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walked in with dundas hmm? yea thats very beleiveble. syke. ur prob like some 14 yr old girl fantasizing your little fetishes on MLID. Im surprised how many people actually took this b.s seriously lol slow ass ppl.
#22259 - Aug 22, 2010 07:49 AM by Sham S
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good god this "desi" needs to get cheaked up. who the f....... is this 2year old.
#22646 - Sep 30, 2010 02:26 PM by cupcakelove
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wow, how'd u survire? are u guys still together?
#23506 - Nov 12, 2010 06:11 PM by get_in_touch
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DUDE THIS IS TOTALLY LEGIT naww but seriously, how stupid do you think people are?
#26270 - Jan 26, 2011 07:16 PM by celerystalker19
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u probs r a white person on MLID tryin 2 sound desi or ur an anglo indian if u were indian u wudnt have guts 2 talk 2 a boy in ur let alone have sex man!
#27113 - Feb 11, 2011 03:42 PM by marythomasimadesi
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actualli that person could be desi cuz almost the same thing happened to me: my dad walked in on me having sex with my puertorican bf... all hell broke loose was threatened to be shipped to india but its blew over since my parents are more open-minded than other desi parents...im as desi as you guys so don't say its not possible and that person isnt desi ofr it happening to them... aftre all: who are you to judge?
#29143 - Apr 3, 2011 04:09 AM by n_vaduthala
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WOAH MAN THIS LOOKS PRETTY LEGI--no. So, I'm guessing your parents ALWAYS walked around with sticks in their hands, just in case they catch their daughter being 'naughty'. Yeah, we aren't THAT easy to fool. After all, *most of us* ARE desi.
#33160 - Feb 5, 9543 01:08 PM by ...
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Indians dont have sex. until marrige. but how are you still alive? if you lived with my parents i would be dead by now
#1051 - Jul 3, 2009 06:16 PM by desi4lifee
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baygerut kuti plz keep stupid lies to ur self were shure this happened teri ass woh pakistan yah india bhejtay men teri maan hoti teri kubur khodti murja
#1505 - Jul 9, 2009 04:39 PM by misspunjabi
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