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Today, I hooked up with this really hot girl. We start making out and she asked me to come to her room. As we were removing each other's clothes she said, "Wait I don't have any small sized condoms with me...let me run downstairs and get them". MILD
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i like how she keeps multiple sizes of condoms in stock
#619 - Jun 28, 2009 06:08 PM by WhatsUpDoodh
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lmfao. okay 1) she's a slut for having different sized condoms. 2) i'm sorry u have a small dick.
#708 - Jun 29, 2009 05:51 PM by desichick23
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I think it's kind of rude to call girls sluts especially in this day and age for being sexually promiscuous...Yet I've rarely seen the same done for men. It's a double standard. But seriously, I lol'd that she has different sized condoms stored.
#26179 - Jan 24, 2011 10:25 PM by celerystalker19 - reply
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bahahahhah; f your life! do all desi guys have small dicks?
#1175 - Jul 5, 2009 04:21 PM by monsta_wayne
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no, not all of us have a small dick wayne
#1201 - Jul 5, 2009 09:41 PM by peoplesheople
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this shuldve been on fml. haha poor bastard has a small dick. why wuld u admit this at all?
#1260 - Jul 6, 2009 09:52 PM by redskinsdc
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wow wow wow. um. you REALLY should keep some things to yourself. omigosh. hahahahahaha lmfaoooo
#1409 - Jul 8, 2009 04:52 PM by priya
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sure i believe you yeah this is soo true were all sure this happned???????????????????????????? go on FML this is so 4 that website
#1504 - Jul 9, 2009 04:36 PM by misspunjabi
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y wud u hook up!!! AALLLAAAAHHH!!! tu kinaa baigarat hai!
#1551 - Jul 9, 2009 10:10 PM by misspunjabi
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Oh cmon this isn't desi, all desi guys have GIANT dicks :P
#3488 - Aug 3, 2009 01:42 PM by munimh
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i like how misspunjabi calls everyone bagairat. lol. & ewww tmi.
#3695 - Feb 8, 3118 12:49 PM by rideitjaysean
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dude, wrong website. the one you're looking for is FML, loser. and we really didn't need to know. really. *shudder*
#4035 - Aug 11, 2009 06:07 PM by rgothoskar
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i agree thissss shouldd be on FML butt badd badd baddd you wereeee removing eachothers closiing?.... dissapointingg :P
#5560 - Sep 5, 2009 04:10 PM by black_rainbow
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hahah this cant be true.....desi guys arent small
#5774 - Sep 10, 2009 09:18 PM by hrithiklover6
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u were just about to get it in wid a hoee lmao0....and dudee u just admitted ur dickk is small ...how effin embaressing ...by the way, aint nutting about this is desi agree wid the otherss, this is an FML lmao
#8759 - Sep 27, 2009 04:42 PM by pRinc3ssRZ
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hahahhahahhahhah omg. You must have been REALLY small if she had to say that. Also, make sure she's on the pill too lol
#9581 - Feb 8, 2489 12:55 PM by chaichai3
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How is this desi??? This is the exact opposite!
#17711 - Feb 9, 2010 08:06 PM by iliv@TENNIS
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it is the exact opposite!! and why would u even admit this??
#18479 - Apr 6, 2010 12:46 AM by desigirl226
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whoa whoa WHOA. are you sure your desi??? im pretty sure ur not so get the fuck off this site.
#28796 - Mar 26, 2011 12:18 PM by desichick702
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^^^Exactly my thoughts(: And really, dude, you think we all 1) believe this? or 2) really wanna waste our time listening to the sad stories of a dude who has no life be lives out his fantasies online? THE ANSWER TO BOTH OF THOSE QUESTIONS IS NOOOOOOO. Oh god.
#33151 - Feb 8, 8036 01:08 PM by ...
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And WOAH. 2635 "OMG LOSER ALERT"s ALREADY. And the other 455 were probably also fellow fantasizers.
#33152 - Feb 8, 8198 01:08 PM by ...
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my dick is part black AND GO TO A CHINESE WEBSITE
#33960 - Jul 5, 2011 04:41 PM by nikthedick
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