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Yesterday me and my gf kissed, it was her first ever, today she told me she thinks shes pregnant. she has never had sex. MLID
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LMAOOOO. this is why we need sex education in school.
#141 - Feb 5, 4515 12:45 PM by heyhoe
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oh geeze you need to have the "talk" with her. Honestly what do indian parents do beside yell and impose unrealistic expectations
#175 - Feb 5, 977 12:45 PM by stuipdthing
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HOLY SHit .. kiss karnay se bacha hojta hai waali larki !!!! LOL ..
#515 - Jun 27, 2009 12:43 AM by usernane
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hahahahahaha ur girlfriend just get her visa to come here??
#640 - Jun 29, 2009 02:31 AM by jerminder
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lmfao. she needs to have someone older and wiser to talk to her. hahahaha.
#1399 - Jul 8, 2009 04:36 PM by priya
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lmao. miss punjabi has to call everything "bagairat" This is so hilarious, feel sorry for you man..
#1818 - Feb 5, 6582 12:47 PM by pulskeeter
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OMG I CANT BREATHE im still laughing sooo much LMAOOO ! someone needs to teach her science 9 LOL
#1957 - Jul 14, 2009 07:34 PM by hellokitty564
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hahaha. this is what happens when parents shield us from learning about sex, kissing, and other physical aspects of relationships.
#1984 - Jul 14, 2009 11:38 PM by desicutie
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hahahahahahaha #10!!!! but dudee i used to think like that back in the day too!! O_O
#1997 - Jul 15, 2009 01:40 AM by desigirl143
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Dude my gf did tht too i was laughing soo fukin hard man desi parents fukin suck
#2591 - Jul 22, 2009 01:11 PM by Yug
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Dude she must have just gotten here from india man XDD
#3485 - Aug 3, 2009 01:39 PM by munimh
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There was a time when I would have thought the same. Sex ed deprived. LOL
#3700 - Feb 5, 4142 12:49 PM by rideitjaysean
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LMFAO! wen i was little i thought wen a guy and gurl kissed the gurl got pregnant to haha........indian parents r so friggin overprotective of there kids...
#4096 - Aug 12, 2009 07:37 PM by boredkuri
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she obvs had no sex education! hahha still funny though
#5778 - Sep 10, 2009 09:33 PM by hrithiklover6
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aww that hella sucks i used to think that too until health..lol
#8800 - Sep 27, 2009 08:21 PM by SexyPunjabiGirl
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awww it's cute in a way i think. poor thing though. now she thinks she's preggers just cuz u kissed. tell her where babies come from. might help.
#8725 - Sep 27, 2009 02:56 PM by desichick23
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I know this is out of topic but..... I LOVE RANBIR KAPOOR
#9850 - Oct 19, 2009 09:11 AM by filmygirl101
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lol, dude, ur gf hilarious.. does she really think that ?
#10123 - Feb 5, 9865 12:56 PM by lovely_lady
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lmfao!! this is nothing theres a girl i know whos from india who is 16. she believes the difference between men and women is breast! lmao lmao i feel you man .
#11925 - Dec 1, 2009 01:51 AM by humza
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LMAO!!! This is so effing hilarious XD
#16205 - Jan 13, 2010 05:17 PM by Dania_Chughtai
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lol hilarious, i will bet u ten bucks she is a desi fob
#17823 - Feb 12, 2010 10:18 AM by gorapakora
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^ THAT. If she thinks a kiss will make her pregnant, she's obviously too young/immature to be kissing.
#22407 - Aug 25, 2010 07:07 PM by sparksfly
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Kash_Money941 just DiSSeD You!! lol seriously though how old is she?? hahah
#23104 - Oct 25, 2010 08:59 PM by PunjabiKuri96
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HOLYYYY SHITTT ! I think i'm gonna crack up for the rest of the night! hilllarrriiouuusss man. shitt i m still laughing. give her some sex ed man. LOL
#25827 - Jan 16, 2011 10:11 PM by Ashey
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This made my day. But seriously, don't they teach this stuff in school anymore?
#26271 - Jan 26, 2011 07:17 PM by celerystalker19
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ok this is probably the funniest ive seen so far. i bet ur gf is new here.. but not necessarily, b/c my cousins seem to know about "it" and they're parents def. did not tell them
#27425 - Feb 20, 2011 06:06 PM by sarker2013
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