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    Best way to get Job Appraisal

    A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).  The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation. Boy: ‘Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn? Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): ‘I already have someone to cut my lawn.’ Boy: ‘Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts your lawn now.’ […] More

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    A drunk staggers out of a bar

    A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests.  He goes over to the first priest and says, “Dude, I’m Jesus Christ!”  And the priest says, “No son, you’re not.”  So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!”  Then the priest says, “No son, you’re not.”  Finally, the drunk had enough and said, “Here, I’ll prove it.”  He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re back AGAIN?” More

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    When a child asks a question?

    A child went to visit his 90 year old grandfather. While eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he notices his plate isn’t clean. So he says, “Grandfather, are these plates clean?” His grandfather replies, “Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal.” That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch, he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate so again he asked, “Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean?” Without looking up from his burger, the grandfather says, […] More

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    When you become a teacher at young age

    While visiting a country school, the Chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room.  Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.  A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, “Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?” More

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