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    Ambulance service?

    Lady: Ambulance service? It’s urgent please. Officer: What happened, Madam? Lady: Coffee fell on my saree while drinking. Officer: Are you really looking for an ambulance for this madam? Lady: Actually my husband laughed at me. Officer: Got it Madam, ‘ll be there in two minutes. More

  • Over Smartness of Salesman…

    A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door…. A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow shit on the carpet. Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this shit..!! Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that? Salesman: – Why Madam? Lady: – Because there’s no electricity in the house…!!! MORAL: – “Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… & over smartness can be […] More

  • Wife’s reply to marketing call

    Call from a bank….“Hello Mrs Khanna Mam”. We are offering you credit card with best deals!!!. 1. No annual charges 2. No interest on balance for three months 3. Big credit limit 4. No penalties for over spending. Smart reply by the lady.. ” No thanks “. I have a husband… 1. With lifetime zero fee 2. No spending limit 3. No penalties and most importantly 4. No repayment forever.Line cut without a word!! More

  • Don’t mess with HR

    Employee mailed to HR: To HR Manager, I’m not feeling safe in India. Please send me onsite to any foreign country.??? Awesome reply from HR manager…. I just came to know we have open positions in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan , Bangladesh, Iran, Egypt, turkey, all over Africa …. Kindly initiate your VISA process for the same. Employee: Sir, I have lost my passport !!!!!! More

  • A Blonde Attempts A Jigsaw Puzzle

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, […] More

  • A Girl Named Darling

    A girl named Darling had a particularly rough childhood because of her uncommon name. She always got a lot of teasing at school. Eventually, she overcame her hang-up and married her high-school sweetheart. When their first child was born, she named the baby girl “Love” inspired in the same spirit as her unique name. Unfortunately, Love grew up and endured much of the same teasing that Darling did, because of her strange name. She came home from school one day and screamed at her dad, asking why he gave her such a stupid name. Dad took the blame to protect […] More