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  • Grandma knows everything.

    Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi Grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the witness stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you […] More

  • Don’t mess with today’s generation for phone

    DAD: i’m home! SON: daddy! what did you buy for me? DAD: sorry son i forgot. SON:(starts crying)but you promised! DAD: ok, ok,(pulls out phone)i will only give you my iphone if you are able to answer my question.If you are able to answer correctly,you will have the phone then you will ask me a question and if i answer correctly i will take my phone back. SON: ok DAD:how many men did Jesus Christ feed? SON: 5000! (shocked,hands phone to son ) SON: (takes turn to ask question) name the 5000 men Jesus Christ fed. More

  • Doctor’s advice for wife to keep her husband well!!!

    Wife takes very ill husband to a Doctor. Doctor advices to wife : – Give him healthy breakfast daily – Be pleasant & in good mood – Cook tasty dinner – Don’t discuss your problems with him – Stop watching tv shows & facebook n whats app – Don’t demand new jewels If u can do this for one year, Ur husband will be ok. On the way to home, husband asks wife : What did Doctor say ? Wife : Bachna mushkil hai..!! (It’s hard to survive) More

  • MOMS ARE MOMS……

    A 50 year old lady, who suddenly started learning how to swim instead of her usual routine work of going to a temple !!!! Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a days?” The lady, with a look of helplessness replied: “Whenever my son and daughter-in-law quarrel each other She ( Daughter-in-law) always asks my son : – “If your mom and I fall in water, whom will you save first?” And because I do not want to put my son in a difficult position, so I am learning how to swim!” […] More

  • Gujjus Business

    In New York, two beggars were sitting side by side, one with “OM” sign and the other with “CROSS” sign. People passing that area were giving dirty ? look to the beggar carrying the OM sign but giving a dollar to the one carrying the CROSS sign. This was going on, when a father of a church was passing by and noticed this. He came to beggar who was carrying the OM sign and told him that you are in a country, where people follow Christianity. You being a Hindu will hardly get any alms. Just to make you feel […] More

  • Santa aces visa interview!

    Santa decided to travel to US. At The Embassy For Visa Interview, this is what happened Officer: Where to in the US? Santa: San Jose Officer: It’s pronounced as San Hosey. J is pronounced as H in the US. Santa: Oh, okay! Officer: So how long do you plan to be in the US ? Santa: from Hanuary to Hune or Huly More

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    Crazy family….

    One night a guy dropped his girlfriend at her home. As they were about to wish each other goodnight at the front door,the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her “Honey, would you give me a kiss?” Horrified, she replied, “Are you mad? My parents will see us “Oh come on! Who’s gonna see us at this hour?” He asked grinning at her. “No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?” “Oh come on! There’s nobody around, they’re all […] More