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  • When wife takes her Husband to a strip club…..

    A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, Dave! How ya doing’?” His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before. “Oh no,” says Dave. “Hes on my bowling team.” When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if had like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,”How did she know that you drink Budweiser?” “Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.” A stripper then comes […] More

  • John prays for change of his fortunes…..

    John, who was in financial difficulty, walked into a church and started to pray. ”Listen God,” John said. ”I know I haven’t been perfect but I really need to win the lottery.I don’t have a lot of money. Please help me out.”  He left the church, a week went by, and he hadn’t won the lottery, so he walked into a synagogue.  ”Come on, God,” he said. ”I really need this money. My mom needs surgery and I have bills to pay. Please let me win the lottery.”  He left the synagogue, a week went by, and he didn’t win […] More

  • Three man are outside Heaven’s gates

    Three man are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through heaven. The angel at the gate tells them,” Depending on the length of the time and your faithfulness to your last partner, your way across the bridge to Heaven will be decided.” 1st guy says ” i was with my wife for 5 years and cheated thrice” so the angel gives him an old model pick-up. 2nd guy says ” 11 years and only once.” so the angel grants him a Mercedes and 3rd guy says ” 20 years and not once, we loved each other with all our hearts” […] More

  • A little boy asks, “Daddy, how was I born”

    A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.  Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room.  Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.  Since it was too late to hit the […] More

  • Blonde will be blonde

    There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes.  So one evening she went home and memorized all the state capitals.  Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.  She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes! I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do… I memorized all the state capitals.” One of the guys, of course, said “I don’t believe you.  What is the […] More