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  • Never Mess with Kids….

    Never Mess with Kids :  A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”. Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?  Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask u a question… Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.Why?  Man: I don’t know.  Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you dont know.. More

  • Funny story of Shop owner and antique dealer

    An antique dealer is walking through town and sees a cat drinking milk from a saucer in a shop window. He is shocked when he realizes that the saucer is very rare and expensive. He enters the shop and asks the owner “Hey, I really like the cat. Would you be willing to sell it to me?” The store owner replies “Not for sale.” The antique dealer thinking quickly responds “I’ll give you $100 for it.” The shop owner agrees and the antique dealer grabs the cat. He acts like he is about to leave then adds “Oh, would you […] More

  • I think my school days are over.

    Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw one strip of your bra. Teacher: Get out of the class for one week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw both strips. Teacher: Get out for 1 month. She bent down to take the chalk. Little Boy started walking out. Teacher: why are you going out? Boy: What I just saw, I think my school days are over. More

  • Modern Days Kids explaining Diwali !

    Great modern kids. Worth reading… A mom asked her elder kid to explain Diwali to his brother … He replied: “So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom, & people liked him but like his step mom or sum thing, was kinda weird and she forced her hubby to send this Ram to some jungle or something.. because he was going for 14 yrs, So his wife n bro got along..(U know just 2 chill) But dude forest was real scary shit.. Was full of devils n things like that, but this dude killed them with arrows.. But […] More

  • A man with coffin on his head

    A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.Trying not 2 be late he put the coffin on his head & began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him (bribe) so they challenged him“hey, what are you carrying & where are you going” ? The man said ( You will love the answer ). . . . . “I do not like where i was buried so i am relocating” The policemen Fainted..!!!  More