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  • The three turtles

    Once there were three turtles. One day they decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. The youngest turtle said he would go home and get it if they wouldn’t eat the sandwiches until he got back.  A week went by, then a month, finally a year, when the two turtles said,”oh, come on, let’s eat the sandwiches.”  Suddenly the little turtle popped up from behind a rock and said, “If you do, I won’t go!” More

  • When you have babies as per company name

    Four friends – Bittu, Nel, Vishu and Imn are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.  A nurse goes up to the first guy – Bittu and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” Bittu answers : “That’s odd as I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse says to the second guy – Nel, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!” Nel answers : “That’s weird as I work for the 3M company!” A nurse tells the third man – Vishu , “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!” Vishu answers “That’s strange as I work for […] More

  • When their car breaks down in desert

    Three friends Ima , Bittu and Nel are in the middle of a Dubai desert when their car breaks down.  For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. Bittu takes a jug of water.  Nel takes a sandwich.  But The last Ima takes one of the car doors. Bittu and Nel got shocked at looking at Ima. Then Bittu says to him: “I’m bringing the water because if I get thirsty, I can take a drink. And it makes sense to bring a sandwich by Nel as in case he get hungry, but why […] More

  • When you read advertisement of fat-free French fries.

    A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.   “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy.  He ordered some.   He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.   “Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”   “Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!” More

  • The Smartest President In the History – Trump

    Within a few minutes an airplane was about to crash. There were four passengers on board, but only three parachutes. The first passenger :  I am Russel West-brook, the best basketball player. The Oklahoma city and my millions of fans need me, so I can’t afford to die. He took the first pack and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, Donald Trump : I am the newly-elected U.S. President, and I am the smartest president in American history, so my people don’t want me to die. He took the second pack and jumped out of the plane as […] More

  • Smart guys know how to take advantage of every situation…

    A beautiful young girl is going by bus.. Bus conductor came to the girl and asked for ticket. Girl fully searched her bag and said Girl (with a smile) : I’ve forgotten to bring my wallet. Conductor: If you say such, it’s not right. Ticket must be needed ? Girl : Suppose, I’m as like as your daughter. Hearing this word, a handsome and smart guy came just beside them and said to the conductor, ” And I’m your son in law “. More

  • When you are drunk…..

    3 drunk guys enter in a taxi.  The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.  Then said, “We have reached your destination”.  The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said “Thank you”.  The 3rd guy slapped the driver.  The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.  But then he asked “What was that for?”.  The 3rd guy replied, “Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!”  More