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  • When your Husband is a Programmer…..

    A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store. She asks him, “Can you go down to the grocery store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6.” Later on he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says, “Why in the world did you buy 6 gallons of milk?” He responded, “They had eggs.” More

  • Confidence of Engineering Professor in His Students!

    A group of Engineering professors were invited to fly in a plane. Right after they were comfortably seated, they were informed the plane was built by their students. All but one got off their seats and headed frantically to the exits in maniacal panic. The one lone professor that stayed put, calmly in his seat, was asked: “Why did you stay put?” “I have plenty of confidence in my students. Knowing them, I for a fact can assure you this plane will never even start.” More

  • When husband’s annual physical examination done…..

    90 year old Bittu went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results.  Dr. Shah said, “Bittu, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?”  Bittu replied, “God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when […] More

  • When wife asks you cricket question at mid night…

    At Mid Night Wife asks his husband: “How much did Sachin Tendulkar score in 2003 world cup against Pakistan?  Husband  quickly replied: “98, but why you are asking this right now?  Wife taking a deep breath and again asks him: “Now tell me why you didn’t wish me for my birthday since morning? Silence…. Husband couldn’t even say that i have a bad memory…..  More

  • When high school guys reunion happen…

    Four guys are at a high school reunion and one of them goes to the restroom. The other three guys start talking about how successful their sons are. Guy 1: My son is so successful he owns a car-dealership and just gave his best friend a Ferrari. Guy 2: That’s nothing, my son owns an airplane and just gave his best friend a private jet. Guy 3: Well my son is more successful than that, he owns an architecture firm and just gave his best friend a castle Guy 4 walks out of the bathroom and walks over to the […] More