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  • A Woman writes mail to his IT Technical Husband

    Dear Tech Support, Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: “ithoughtyoulovedme.html” and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run […] More

  • Husband dials a wrong Number..

    Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife,but accidentally called the cricket stadium.. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply..  They said,  “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!” More

  • Driving Styles In Different Countries

    Driving Styles In Different Countries 1 hand On Steering Wheel and 1 Hand Out Window — USA. 1 Hand On Steering And 1 Hand On Horn — Japan. 1 Hand On Horn,1 Hand On Gear,Listening Loud Music,1 Ear On Cell,1 Foot On Acceleration,Nothing On Break And Both Eyes On Female In Next Car — INDIA After all We are Multi Talented People na… More

  • Car vs Wife for Engineer

    An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife. Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet. Inspector : What is her height? Engineer : I never noticed. Inspector: Slim or healthy? Engineer : Not slim can be healthy. Inspector : Colour of her eyes? Engineer : Never noticed. Inspector : Colour of hair. Engineer : Changes according to season. Inspector : What was she wearing? Engineer : Saree/Churidar/Salwar/Kurta I don’t remember exactly. Inspector : Was she going in a car? Engineer : Yes. Inspector : Tell me […] More

  • Smart or Psychic Mother in law !!

    When one man came home, his wife, was crying. ‘Your mother insulted me,’ she sobbed. ‘My mother?’ spluttered man, ‘How could she do that when she is on holiday on the other side of the world?’ ‘I know.’ Wife gulped, ‘But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious.’ ‘And?’ ‘At the end of the letter it was written: Dear Daughter in Law, When you have finished reading this letter, don’t forget to give it to my son.’ More

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    Karva Chauth Solution by Santa

    Chitragupt’s Problem : One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he should stop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauththey will get the same husband for the next 7 janams. Brahma asked : ” Why ” Chitragupt : ” Prabhu, it’s becoming difficult to manage. The ladies want the same husband and The husbands want a new wife. Its A Problem To convince both…….” Brahma : ” But this can’t be stopped. It’s been going on since times Immemorial……” Just then Narad Muni comes and he suggested ” On earth there is a great person called Santa Singh. Ask him […] More