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  • I think my school days are over.

    Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw one strip of your bra. Teacher: Get out of the class for one week. 2nd boy laughed. Teacher: Why did you laugh? Boy: I saw both strips. Teacher: Get out for 1 month. She bent down to take the chalk. Little Boy started walking out. Teacher: why are you going out? Boy: What I just saw, I think my school days are over. More

  • Modern Days Kids explaining Diwali !

    Great modern kids. Worth reading… A mom asked her elder kid to explain Diwali to his brother … He replied: “So look, this dude Ram had, like a big kingdom, & people liked him but like his step mom or sum thing, was kinda weird and she forced her hubby to send this Ram to some jungle or something.. because he was going for 14 yrs, So his wife n bro got along..(U know just 2 chill) But dude forest was real scary shit.. Was full of devils n things like that, but this dude killed them with arrows.. But […] More

  • A man with coffin on his head

    A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.Trying not 2 be late he put the coffin on his head & began heading to his destination. Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him (bribe) so they challenged him“hey, what are you carrying & where are you going” ? The man said ( You will love the answer ). . . . . “I do not like where i was buried so i am relocating” The policemen Fainted..!!!  More

  • A Woman writes mail to his IT Technical Husband

    Dear Tech Support, Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 What can I do ? Reply:- Dear Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter Command: “ithoughtyoulovedme.html” and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run […] More