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  • Meaning of Kiss from wife

    At a dinner party, the guest of honor was about to deliver his speech, when his wife, sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it…. A guest seated next to the speaker said…. “So your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love you very much.” The speaker replied, “You don’t know my wife. The letters stand for ‘Keep It Short Stupid’.” More

  • Craziest jokes that you must read!

    Crazy Heights Of Jokes.MUST READ 1) Fashion?….Lungi with a zip. 2) Laziness?……Asking lift for morning walk. 3) Craziness?……Get blank paper xerox. 4) Hope?…..A 99 yr. Old woman going for 295/-recharge to get lifetime incoming. 5) Stupidity?……Looking through key hole of a glass door. 6) Suicide attempt?…..A dwarf jumps from the footpath on the road. 7) Height of free time?…..You are reading the whole message More

  • Insult is Insult….

    A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.  He says, “yo, nigger, get me a beer!”  The bartender says, “that’s very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?”  The white guy says, “let’s switch places and see!” So they switch places.  The bartender says, ” yo, cracka, get me a beer!”  The white guy says, “sorry, we don’t serve niggers here!” More

  • What your car name REALLY means

    What your car name REALLY means  Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence  BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy  Camaro: Can’t America Make A Real One?  Chevrolet: Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time  Dodge: Dangerous On Days Gears Engage  FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation  Ford: Failure Of Research & Development  Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile  Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive  JEEP:Jumps Everything Ever Parked  Mercedes: Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings  Nissan:Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises  Oldsmobile: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment  Porsche: Proof Only Rich Suckers […] More

  • Mexican border

    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.  The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?””Sand,” answered Juan.The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets […] More

  • When wife catches her husband cheating unexpectedly

    Its Jim’s birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club. At the club – DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you? WIFE: How does he know you? JIM: We play Golf together! BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim? WIFE: And how does he know you? JIM: He’s on the Bowling Team! HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim? Wife storms out…… dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy….You picked an ugly one this time…Same Hotel More

  • When you sit in a public toilet…..

    A Guy was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when he heard a lady’s voice from the next cubicle, saying “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, Guy said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice again said “So what are you up to?”. Guy said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”. From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, Guy said, “rather busy right now”. The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions” More

  • When my white friend goes to buy a TV…..

    My white friend walked into an electronics store and said to the Salesmen: “I want that TV.”  The Salesman shook his head and said, “No.” Blonde ask: “Why not?” The Salesman reply:“Because your a blonde.” So she left and came back to the electronic store with her hair dyed brown & said: “I want to take that TV.”  Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”  She left again and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and said: “I want to buy that TV.”  But the salesman still said: “No, we don’t sell to […] More