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  • What your car name REALLY means

    What your car name REALLY means  Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence  BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy  Camaro: Can’t America Make A Real One?  Chevrolet: Clutch Hangs, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time  Dodge: Dangerous On Days Gears Engage  FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation  Ford: Failure Of Research & Development  Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile  Hyundai: Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive  JEEP:Jumps Everything Ever Parked  Mercedes: Most Every Red Cent Eventually Dissipates, Extinguishing Savings  Nissan:Never In Synch Screeching Awful Noises  Oldsmobile: Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment  Porsche: Proof Only Rich Suckers […] More

  • Mexican border

    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.He’s got two large bags over his shoulders.  The guard stops him and says, “What’s in the bags?””Sand,” answered Juan.The guard says, “We’ll just see about that – get off the bike!” The guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts them onto the man’s shoulders, and lets […] More

  • When wife catches her husband cheating unexpectedly

    Its Jim’s birthday, so his wife decides to surprise him, she takes him to a Strip Club. At the club – DOORMAN: Hey Jim! How are you? WIFE: How does he know you? JIM: We play Golf together! BARTENDER: The usual beer Jim? WIFE: And how does he know you? JIM: He’s on the Bowling Team! HOT STRIPPER: The special Lap Dance again, Jim? Wife storms out…… dragging Jim with her, into a taxi! TAXI DRIVER: Hey Jimmy boy….You picked an ugly one this time…Same Hotel More

  • When you sit in a public toilet…..

    A Guy was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when he heard a lady’s voice from the next cubicle, saying “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, Guy said, “I’m doing fine”. The voice again said “So what are you up to?”. Guy said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!”. From next door, “Can I come over?”. Annoyed, Guy said, “rather busy right now”. The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions” More

  • When my white friend goes to buy a TV…..

    My white friend walked into an electronics store and said to the Salesmen: “I want that TV.”  The Salesman shook his head and said, “No.” Blonde ask: “Why not?” The Salesman reply:“Because your a blonde.” So she left and came back to the electronic store with her hair dyed brown & said: “I want to take that TV.”  Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”  She left again and shaves her hair off and returns to the electronic store and said: “I want to buy that TV.”  But the salesman still said: “No, we don’t sell to […] More