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  • Two things to remember in life

    Two things to remember in life: 1. First one : People are not so bad as seen on ‘PAN-Card’ and ‘Aadhar Card’. And are not so good looking as seen in ‘Facebook’ and ‘whats app’. ???? 2. Second one : Men are not as bad as their wives think And not as good as their Mothers think. More

  • Before vs After Marriage dialogue

    BEFORE: You take my breath away. AFTER: I feel like I’m suffocating. BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation. AFTER: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. BEFORE: He makes me feel like a million dollars. AFTER: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done… BEFORE: The Sound of Music. AFTER: The Sound of Silence. BEFORE: It’s like I’m in a dream. AFTER: It’s like he’s in a dorm. BEFORE: We agree on everything! AFTER: Doesn’t she have a mind of her own? BEFORE: Charming and Noble. AFTER: Chernobyl. BEFORE: Ideal. […] More

  • Mother in Law vs Daughter in law

    A mother-in-law explaining work to her newly wed Daughter-in-law. “I am Home Minister as well as Finance Minister of this house, Your Father-in-law is the Foriegn Minister, My Son, I mean your husband runs the Ministry of Demand and Supply, and my daughter runs Planning & Development Ministry. Now you tell me which Ministry would you like to run?” Daughter-in-law instantly replied with a smile, “Dear mother-in-law, I’ll be the leader of OPPOSITION.…” More

  • Damn this Auto Correct

    A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting it at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again. Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few […] More

  • An emotional message to HR department

    A very emotional message !! Attachment is not when two people chat day & night … Attachment is not when two people can’t live without each other … Attachment is not when two people can’t stay away from each other for a moment … But when the HR sends an email to you with subject as ‘Increment letter’ and the attached file is missing … That’s when you realize the true meaning of Attachment … !! ???????????? More

  • Careful with your words in front of your children!

    On Thanksgiving day, a little boy overhears his mom and dad fighting. He hears his mom call his dad a bastard and hears his dad call his mom a bitch.  He asks, “Mommy, what does bastard mean?” She answers, “Um, it means boy.”  Then he asks, “Daddy, what does bitch mean?” He says, “Uh, it means girl.”  Later that day, the boy sees his father in the bathroom shaving; the dad accidentally cuts himself and says, “Sh*t.”  The son asks, “What does that mean?” The dad says, “It means shaving cream.”  Then he sees his mom in the kitchen carving […] More