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  • A Couple never fought in 25 years!!!

    A Couple never fought in 25 Years!!! A friend asked – How did you make it possible?? Husband – We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife’s Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted d Horse’s back & said “Dis is your 1st time”. After a while,it happened again. She said “dis is your 2nd time” & When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse. I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse. She gave a grave look & said “dis is your 1st time”. […] More

  • Girl name ..

    In a school, A teacher asks the new student her name. The girl replies, “Happy Butt.” The teacher says, “I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.” The girl goes to the principal’s office and he asks, “What’s your name?” The little girl says, “Happy Butt.” The principal calls the girl’s mother to get the truth. After getting off the phone, he says, “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.” The girl exclaims, “Glad Ass… Happy Butt, What’s the difference?” More

  • Bride’s father surprised by the Bride at wedding!

    The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced: ” Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life. Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and said…… My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!” More

  • Want to learn Bargaining… only Gujjus can teach you that!

    A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist : Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper? Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir. Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic? Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down […] More