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  • The Great revenge of Daughter in Law.

    A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man’s face was severely burned.  The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.  However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. […] More

  • How to check Alcohol tolerance?

    Alcohol Tolerance Easy steps to check your alcohol tolerance: Drink 1st peg and check the photo of your wife in your wallet. Drink 2nd peg and do the same thing. Drink 3rd peg and recheck. Drink 4th peg and recheck. If your wife starts looking beautiful, innocent & attractive, stop it there and there itself. These are indications that you have consumed alcohol more than your normal capacity and its time to go home. Statutory Warning:If your wife starts looking beautiful and innocent in the 1st peg itself, than you’re checking some one else’s wallet! More

  • Son is shocked with his parents’ response!

    Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter”. Father: “Oh hoo, I wish you hadn’t said that.I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Sandra is actually your sister.” The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!” Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.” Father: “Oh ho, I wish you hadn’t said […] More

  • Interview with 101-year-old Hattie Mae Mcdonald.

    Interview with 101-year-old Hattie Mae Mcdonald.  Reporter: “Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?” Hattie: “For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.  For low blood pressure I drink red wine.  In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.  And when I have a cold I drink schnapps.” Reporter: “When do you drink water?”Hattie: “I’ve never been that sick.” More

  • Chemistry Class

    Teacher was taking Chemistry class and asked a question to a girl… Teacher: Do you know about Sodium? Girl: Na Teacher: Nitric Oxide? Girl: NO Teacher: Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? Girl: OMg PISS OFF Teacher:…Potassium? Girl: K More

  • Never comment about women’s age

    Wife was in the ICU!! The husband was unable to control his tears. Doctor: We are trying our best, but can’t guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma.Husband: Doctor please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her.Suddenly, something happened. Miraculously, the ECG started beeping like crazy. A hand moved, her lips mumbled. And she spoke: Darling, I’m 29, not 30. More

  • Business is Business for Gujjus….

    1 day in a school in LONDON, a teacher asked a class of 5yr old’s: I’ll give £10 to d child who can tel me who was the most famous man who ever lived?? Irish boy said “St.Patrick” Buddhist boy said “Gautam Buddha” Muslim boy said “Mohammed” Finally,a Gujarati boy Jigness said, “Jesus Christ” Teacher said- Datz right. As the teacher was giving Jigness those £10, she said, “You know Jigness, since you’re a Hindu Gujarati I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.. Jigness replied- Yes madam, in my heart I knew it was lord KRISHNA, but for Jigness, […] More

  • Engineer vs Doctor

    An engineer was removing the engine parts from a racing car when he saw a famous heart surgeon in his shop… He went to him & said.. “Look at this engine… I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired and put them back”…So why do I get such a small salary? and u get huge sums….! The doctor smiled at the engineer. He came close to his ear and said…. “Try the same when the engine is running.” . . . . . classic! The story doesn’t end here Engineer’s response  The engineer smiled back, came close to doctor’s […] More