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  • The word “Because”

    Once a few Englishmen were discussing Indians and said “Indians can’t speak English” Over hearing this Swami Vivekananda asked them, “can you tell a sentence in which the word BECAUSE comes three times one after another continually?” Englishmen could not answer and Swami ji replied “You can never start a sentence with because, because because is a conjunction!” More

  • Students rock, teacher shocked

    New teacher joined in the school ? Teacher :- students tell your names and hobbies …. 1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon . 2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon . 3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon . Teacher :- wow good good Everyone’s hobbies are same … OK ….Now girls turn ……. 1st girl :- Hello mam my name is Moon …… ?? Teacher shocked …… ★☆★★  Boys rocked …… More

  • Wine or Water????

    A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.  After years of this, the wife wants him to quit. She gets two shot glasses, fills one with water and the other with whiskey. After bringing him to the table that has the glasses, she brings his bait box.  She says, “I want you to see this.” She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around after that she puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately.  She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “What do you have to say […] More

  • Types of patient doctors want…..

    Three doctors are discussing which types of patients they prefer.  Doctor Watson says, ”I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.”  Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ”I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.”  Doctor Ahn says, ”I prefer lawyers. They’re gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear-ends are interchangeable.” More

  • Apple vs Microsoft

    Notice on entry gate of a Apple Store in NY :- “Don’t ever fart here; the smell will stay for ages. We don’t have Windows” ????????????? And Tit for Tat from Microsoft in their premises.. “Anyone visiting us here can be free to use Windows in case you need to release stale gas from yesterday’s half eaten apple. We have been providing open window systems to the world since ages”  More