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  • Indian doctor in The USA..

    An Indian Doctor can’t find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside ‘GET TREATMENT FOR $20 – IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100 A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic… Lawyer: “I have lost my sense of taste” Indian : “Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient’s mouth” Lawyer: “Ugh..this is kerosene” Indian: “Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20” The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover […] More

  • Man praying at a grave…..

    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?”  The first man approached him and said, “Sir, I don’t wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I’ve ever seen before.  For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?”  The mourner took a moment […] More

  • When I bought Lottery ticket…

    I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead I bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When I got home explained to my dad what I did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, Because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity. My dad beat the crap out of me again. More

  • Smart sheriff

    A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff. He thinks he’s smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia.  The sheriff asks for license and registration.  The lawyer asks, “What for?”  The sheriff responds, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”  The lawyer says, “I slowed down and no one was coming.”  “You still didn’t come to a complete stop.  License and registration please,” say the sheriff impatiently.  The lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference […] More

  • All wives ROCK

    A man thanked God for giving him a good wife.  He asked God, “why did u make my wife so loving & caring?”  God replied: “so that u love her”  The man further asked: “Why did u make her so beautiful and gorgeous  God replied: “so that u love her”  The man again asked: “Why did u make her an amazing cook” God replied: “so that u love her” The man then angrily asked: “But then why did u make her such a fool  God said: “so that she can love you too…!  All wives ROCK More

  • Husband is shocked with wife’s reply

    Husband came home very sad.  Wife asked: What happened?  Husband: our office building collapsed killing all my colleagues.  Wife: but how did you survive?  Husband: I was out for a smoke.  Wife: thank God you survived.  Husband opens Television, Chief Minister was on the scene announcing 10 Cr each, to the deceased families.  Wife: I have become sick and tired of your smoking habit. More