A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests.
He goes over to the first priest and says, “Dude, I’m Jesus Christ!”
And the priest says, “No son, you’re not.”
So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says, “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Then the priest says, “No son, you’re not.”
Finally, the drunk had enough and said, “Here, I’ll prove it.”
He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says, “Jesus Christ, you’re back AGAIN?”