A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you were going to find out anyway.
Your mom and I first got together in an internet chat room.
Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cybercafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, a little Pop-up window appeared nine months later that said,
‘You got Male.’”