Don’t mess with HR

Employee mailed to HR:

To HR Manager,

I’m not feeling safe in India.

Please send me onsite to any foreign country.???

Awesome reply from HR manager….

I just came to know we have open positions in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan , Bangladesh, Iran, Egypt, turkey, all over Africa ….

Kindly initiate your VISA process for the same.

Employee: Sir, I have lost my passport !!!!!!