DAD: i’m home!
SON: daddy! what did you buy for me?
DAD: sorry son i forgot.
SON:(starts crying)but you promised!
DAD: ok, ok,(pulls out phone)i will only give you my iphone if you are able to answer my question.If you are able to answer correctly,you will have the phone then you will ask me a question and if i answer correctly i will take my phone back.
DAD:how many men did Jesus Christ feed?
(shocked,hands phone to son )
SON: (takes turn to ask question) name the 5000 men Jesus Christ fed.