Sardar was traveling alone to New Jersey in bus.
Bus conductor: Yes sir one ticket ….?
Sardar : No, I need 2 tickets.
Conductor: Why you are taking 2 tickets?
Sardar : Because if I lose 1 that 2 ticket will save me.
Conductor: what if you lose both?
Sardar : Listen, I am not a fool. I already have my Pass with me.!!!