Three man are outside Heaven’s gates

Three man are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to go through heaven.

The angel at the gate tells them,” Depending on the length of the time and your faithfulness to your last partner, your way across the bridge to Heaven will be decided.”

1st guy says ” i was with my wife for 5 years and cheated thrice” so the angel gives him an old model pick-up.

2nd guy says ” 11 years and only once.” so the angel grants him a Mercedes

and 3rd guy says ” 20 years and not once, we loved each other with all our hearts” so the angel is duly impressed, and bestows upon him a gold edition Lamborghini .

The man soon passes the other man.

Hours later the two man catch up to him at a dinner. He’s sitting alone at a table sobbing and muttering to himself. so one man said ” I know we are dead but it could be much worse. Don’t be upset.”

The guy looks up and said “Don’t be upset ??? 30 mins ago i passed my wife over here and she was riding a skateboard.”

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