Wife’s fitting reply to her lazy husband

Wife: Can u help me in the gardening ? 

Husband: What do u think I am…a gardener ? 

Wife: Can u fix the door handle ? 

Husband: What do you think I am… a Carpenter ? 

In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. 

Husband: Who did all this ? 

Wife: Our neighbor. 

But he gave me 2 options….. 

Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. 

Husband: I am sure u must have given him a burger. 

Wife: What do u think I am…….McDonald ?!!

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