BZ

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Never visit ex-girlfriend house…

I visited my EX girlfriend and she gave me food. After a few second their dog came in and started to jump over and I said “this dog loves visitors” A child replied, “No! No! Uncle, the problem is that you are using his plate”. *ouch* More

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When husband’s annual physical examination done…..

90 year old Bittu went for his annual physical examination. All of his tests came back with normal results.  Dr. Shah said, “Bittu, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?”  Bittu replied, “God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when […] More

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Teacher and Student in school…

Student: May I use the bathroom? Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet. Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: wheres the p? Student: running down my leg. More

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