At a dinner party, the guest of honor was about to deliver his speech, when his wife, sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it….
A guest seated next to the speaker said…. “So your wife has sent you a kiss for good luck. She must love you very much.”
The speaker replied, “You don’t know my wife. The letters stand for
‘Keep It Short Stupid’.”