A Couple never fought in 25 Years!!!
A friend asked – How did you make it possible??
Husband – We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding My Wife’s Horse jumped & my wife fell down, she got up, patted d Horse’s back & said “Dis is your 1st time”.
After a while,it happened again.
She said “dis is your 2nd time” & When it happened the 3rd time, she took out a gun & shot the horse.
I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
She gave a grave look & said “dis is your 1st time”.
Since then we are very happy…