Why a man can’t have a girlfriend

As a man serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let him know that the store was having a 20 percent off sale. 

“I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something,” she suggested. 

“I don’t have a girlfriend,” he answered. 

“No girlfriend? Why not?” 

“My wife won’t let me have one. “

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